25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
I have now blocked everyone who is smarter than me. If you are reading this I'm so sorry you had to find out this way.
— Jew in a Canoe ✡️️ memoir now available! (@WillieHandler) April 2, 2025
14.
your honour my client is hella guilty any chance i could get another one?
— ♡ (@gxmxxchxx) March 30, 2025
15.
Rindr – dating app for bacon enthusiasts.
— Julie D Irwin (@JDIrwinbooks) April 2, 2025
16.
all income is disposable if ur brave enough
— bailey ☆ ★ (@couldawentpro) March 29, 2025
17.
There's a snapping turtle living in my yard, which will make for a memorable Easter egg hunt.
— Annie Hatfield (@AnneHatfieldVO) March 29, 2025
18.
They say to trust your gut, but if it's the same gut that convinced me to eat a dozen donuts in one sitting, then I'm not sure how trustworthy it is and that I should be listening to it.
— Hollie Harris (@allholls) April 2, 2025
19.
Obviously my abandonment issues started with the 2 Darrins on Bewitched conundrum.
— Marcmywords (@Marcmywords2) April 1, 2025
20.
Everything in England outside of Nottingham is called Tingham.
— OhThatGregPorter (@oh_porter) March 30, 2025
21.
how come I never get GOOD songs stuck in my head? there's a million to choose from but my brain apparently prefers an insidious mentos jingle from 1997
— Melvin of York (@MelvinofYork) March 31, 2025
22.
A big shout out to the inventor of flip flops for proving that I can do the splits in the rain in a crowded parking lot.
— Tony P. (@Tbone7219) March 31, 2025
23.
You know you’re getting older when you start recognizing the songs playing at the grocery store.
— Kristen (@Kica333) April 1, 2025
24.
Cannot *believe* they misspelled the title. pic.twitter.com/RDZrOf6yre
— The Cat From Greece (@acatfromgreece) March 29, 2025
25.
Forgot I was on a phone call about council tax…
Them: What band are you in?
Me: Erm, The Charlatans
Them: Your council tax band
— Tim Burgess (@Tim_Burgess) April 3, 2025
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