25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
any pan can be non-stick if i non-cook in it
— Her Tall Boots (@fuzzlime) April 23, 2025
14.
First rule of introvert club: there is no introvert club.
Thank goodness.
— Introvert Problems (@IntrovertProbss) April 23, 2025
15.
Sure, happy birthday to Shakespeare, but people don’t realise he stole most of his plots. Like, one play is a total ripoff of West Side Story, but set in the olden days.
— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) April 23, 2025
16.
Too old to be Bond, too young to be Pope. You've got to feel for Idris Elba at this point. Everything coming at just the wrong time for him.
— Rhys James (@rhysjamesy) April 21, 2025
17.
When one door opens, another door opens, because my kids keep leaving all the doors open
— meghan (@deloisivete) April 23, 2025
18.
do u think karl marx was a marxist because of his last name or was it just a coincidence
— – (@leftistexe) April 24, 2025
19.
Men who struggle with online dating should delete tinder and try to find a girlfriend the old fashioned way; by having your Dalmatian chase another Dalmatian in the park, causing their leashes to tangle and pull your body flush with their beautiful owner.
— Hispanic Shaun King (@okimstillhungry) April 21, 2025
20.
My kids endurance levels:
– 90 minutes riding a bike
– 75 minutes chasing around a playground
– 60 minutes jumping at the trampoline park
– 2.5 minutes walking through a store— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) April 19, 2025
21.
My son said to me today, "Daddy, I think Pope Francis is already in heaven because he was such good friends with Jesus."
He's 22 and completely unemployable.
— Mike Beauvais (@MikeBeauvais) April 21, 2025
22.
Currently running out of professional ways to say “are you f’ing kidding me” at work.
— Mommy Needs a Life (@momneedsalife3) April 21, 2025
23.
noooo my eggs 🙁 they were all in that basket
— soup (@s0upworld) April 23, 2025
24.
There are currently three different kinds of cooked potatoes in my refrigerator from meals I've made in the past week, if you're looking for a life coach.
— Hollie Harris (@allholls) April 23, 2025
25.
The only person I ever call is my wife, and that’s just when we’re trying to find her phone.
— Daddy Go Fish (@daddygofish) April 21, 2025
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25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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