People shared the wildly irritating replies they get whenever they tell someone their name and their fury is real

Poke Staff. Updated May 2nd, 2025

13.

“what’s your last name?”

“castro”

“oh! so you’re related to fidel castro?” https://t.co/CT5knPHUJd

— megan (@megreneec) March 21, 2019

14.

"What's your name?"

"Speedy"

"Why, are you fast or something?"

"Nah, it's literally just my real last name" https://t.co/1QL2Sgph2a

— Speedy (@NotSoSpeedRuns) March 24, 2019

15.

"What's your name?"

"Will Powers."

"Hahahahah funny. What's your real name?"

"Fuck you." https://t.co/ex0GeqFiPa

— Will Powers (@WillJPowers) March 25, 2019

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https://twitter.com/Friskkmkay/status/1110208107945299968

17.

“What’s your name?”

“Yoshi.”

“Like the green turtle?”

“It’s a dinosaur/frog….but……yes.”

“Where’s Mario?! Hahahahahah”

……… https://t.co/D5HyasYZG0

— Yoshi Sudarso 🇮🇩🐉 (@yoshi_sudarso) March 26, 2019

18.

“What’s your name?”

“Soledad”

“What?”

“Sol-e-dad”

“What?”

“Soledad. Like the prison”

“What?”

“….(sigh)”

“So… Susan? Can I call you Susan?” https://t.co/ZmWq726jj8

— Soledad O'Brien (@soledadobrien) March 28, 2019

19.

“What’s your name?”

“David Hunter”

“David Hunter?”

“Yes” https://t.co/ZJnlTDW1l1

— David Hunter (@thedavidhunter) March 29, 2019

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https://twitter.com/marishawallace/status/1111598795308052480

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https://twitter.com/StormHuntley/status/1111890108276502528

22.

https://twitter.com/torihargreaves/status/1111695020350951424

23.

“What’s your name?”
“Reagan”
“Oh like the President?”
“No”
“What’s the name of your podcast?”
“Reaganomics”
“Oh…like…”
“…Fuck you.” https://t.co/wHcoxFCFKF

— Reagan Gomez (@ReaganGomez) March 28, 2019

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