
‘You wake up and it’s 1990’s. No WiFi, no smartphones. What’s the first thing you do?’ – 23 deeply nostalgic delights
13.
‘Trademark Tesla and The Apprentice, hopefully stave off disaster.’
–KyloRenCadetStimpy
14.
‘Well, it’s a Saturday, so I’m pouring myself a big-ass bowl of Cookie Crisp and setting up shop on the living room floor to watch Looney Tunes, Ghostbusters, and Garfield. Then I’m going out to ride my bike right before preachy-ass Captain Planet comes on at 11:30.’
–iocaine0352
15.
‘Go skate! Go see Nirvana and Pearl jam in a small venue for $13.’
–altersmeagol
16.
‘All my money on Beanie Babies!’
–fangxx456
17.
‘I’d warn about 9-11 first. Covid-19 second. Then Donald Trump.’
–earnedmystripes
18.
‘People act like not having wifi or smartphones is akin to living in the stone ages. The 90’s was the peak of human civilisation.’
–JellicoAlpha_3_1
19.
‘Am I a kid again or am I in my 30s? If I’m whatever age I was back in that year, obviously it’s time to become a child actor due to my ability to speak like an adult.’
–appleappleappleman
20.
‘Remember to bring a quarter with me to use the pay phone.’
–Popular_Course3885
21.
‘Read a book without distraction.’
–M3llON4
22.
‘Update my AOL Instant Messenger away message.’
–MotorizedDoucheCanoe
23.
‘Stop Steve Jobs from inventing the greatest pocket propaganda tool known to man, returning anti-intellectualism to be where it should be, with basement dwellers.’
–Oaktree27
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