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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week

13.

Nice try, copper.

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— Angry People in Local Newspapers (@apiln.bsky.social) May 6, 2025 at 9:41 AM

14.

I wouldn’t say I’m out of shape, but I did just put my back out reaching for the last fry in the McDonalds bag.

— Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) (@wheeltod.bsky.social) May 3, 2025 at 7:44 PM

15.

any food can be finger food if you can’t use chopsticks

— Lionella (@lionella.bsky.social) May 5, 2025 at 10:38 AM

16.

Her: What's your fantasy?
Me: It involves peanut butter…
Her: Mmmm. Where would you like me to put it?
Me: *hands her bread*

— (@unfitz.bsky.social) May 2, 2025 at 8:55 PM

17.

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— inkedupandsonic (@sonictyrant.bsky.social) May 4, 2025 at 9:44 PM

18.

My train of thought is just two brain cells on a handcar

— Writing D.C.M. (@writingdcm.bsky.social) May 5, 2025 at 6:32 AM

19.

I can’t remember a persons name when I meet them yet my brain still quotes the phrase “why so blue panda bear” from a random Milky Way commercial in 2006.

— Boog (@boogtweets.bsky.social) May 4, 2025 at 5:04 PM

20.

There should be a universal sign for when you exit a public bathroom that says, "It was like this before I got here"

— Pru (@prufrockluvsong.bsky.social) May 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM

21.

OK now this is starting to make sense

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— The Fishpants (@thefishpants.bsky.social) May 4, 2025 at 2:54 PM

22.

I always carry a jar with a couple of crickets for uncomfortable silences.

— Samuel H. Lowe (@samuelhlowe.bsky.social) May 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM

23.

The infinite monkey theorem but instead of monkeys it's bigfoots, and instead of Shakespeare, it's Bukowski.

— Algonquin K Farquhar II (@buddhatree.bsky.social) May 3, 2025 at 6:13 PM

24.

brb need to find a sharpie

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— Uncle Duke (@uncleduke1969.bsky.social) May 5, 2025 at 12:57 AM

25.

My WW2 veteran Grandfather watching me asking the barista to double cup my coffee

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— PieGuy (@ilovepie84.bsky.social) May 5, 2025 at 3:01 AM

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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week

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