25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
13.
I asked the Doctor whether masturbation causes poor eyesight. He said, "You're in Greggs, mate".
— Ian Power (@ihpower.bsky.social) May 19, 2025 at 12:29 PM
14.
Anyone else’s country have an old man who dresses up in the flag and calls himself your uncle or just me
— little lamb (@puddleofbrain.bsky.social) May 15, 2025 at 2:06 AM
15.
Gearing up to guess the logins for all my apps on a new phone and streaming the whole thing with the enthusiasm of a storm chaser
— Cap’n Watsisname (@capnwatsisname.bsky.social) May 19, 2025 at 5:33 AM
16.
If someone said the mission was impossible i would be like no thanks, this doesn't seem like a good investment of my energy
— Manning Krull (@manningkrull.bsky.social) May 19, 2025 at 4:23 AM
17.
I caught myself absentmindedly admiring my own butt in a full-length mirror today and I have to say that as middle-aged dadbod asses go it really is quite unappealing.
For once even IKEA’s security guard and I were on the same page, which is why they asked me to pull my pants up and never go back.
— bacon popsicle (@gupton68.bsky.social) May 19, 2025 at 11:59 AM
18.
Typically I’m against human torture, but then I hear someone chewing like a damn cow and I drift into a moral gray area.
— Samuel H. Lowe (@samuelhlowe.bsky.social) May 18, 2025 at 9:08 PM
19.
I will not rest until I get my revenge, or until I get tired, but I’m always tired and actually it’s time to rest
— donni saphire (@donni.bsky.social) May 19, 2025 at 4:13 AM
20.
no one talks about the emotional weight of finishing a chapstick. like what now. what happens to us.
— samantha morgan (i’m kidding) (@sammorgancomedy.bsky.social) May 19, 2025 at 5:05 PM
21.
I hope this letter finds you, whale.
– Captain Ahab
— Hush Jared (@hushjared.bsky.social) May 14, 2025 at 6:31 PM
22.
This is the way.
— The Volatile Mermaid (@ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social) May 18, 2025 at 6:55 PM
23.
You ok babe, you barely touched your Happy Tractor
— weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) May 20, 2025 at 6:21 AM
24.
There are two wolves inside of me…
And Kevin Costner is dancing with both.
— Amish Super Model (@amishsupermodel.bsky.social) May 19, 2025 at 1:14 AM
25.
oh you rawdogged a 4 hour flight and now you think your mind is capable of incredible discipline bitch i once made it all the way through the silmarillion
— Frances Meh (@francesmeh.reviews) May 16, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
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