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The Ultimate Biscuit Tier List. Do you agree or did we miss out what you most like to dunk in your tea?

Amanda Wilkie. Updated May 29th, 2025

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As it’s National Biscuit Day, we’ve compiled what we believe to be the ultimate biscuit tier list. 

Your thoughts? (As we’re sure there will be a few…)

ELITE TIER - LOTUS BISCOFF, SHORTBREAD, CHOCOLATE DIGESTIVE, CHOCOLATE FINGER, VIENNESE WHIRL

TOP TIER - JAMMIE DODGER, PARTY RING, CUSTARD CREAM, BOURBON CREAM, MALTED MILK

MID TIER – HOBNOB, NICE, OREO, CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE, PLAIN DIGESTIVE

BOTTOM TIER – GARIBALDI, RICH TEA, FIG ROLL, GINGER NUT, PINK WAFER



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