25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
13.
Soup is great if you're feeling hungry but also way too lazy to chew
— inkedupandsonic (@sonictyrant.bsky.social) June 2, 2025 at 3:11 PM
14.
And people say that cultural commentators never have to suffer for their journalism.
— Stephen Bush (@stephenkb.bsky.social) May 30, 2025 at 10:41 AM
15.
You seem like the kind of person who has tried to take a screenshot of their phone case. We recognize our own.
16.
I have been logged out of my toothbrush.
17.
The perfect bird feeder doesn't exi–
— Joolia Ghoulia (@jooliaghoulia.bsky.social) June 3, 2025 at 12:08 PM
18.
What's the latin for sweep the leg? I'm designing a new family crest.
— FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF (@sofarrsogud.bsky.social) June 3, 2025 at 12:56 PM
19.
ᴺᶦᶜᵉ ʷᵉᵃᵗʰᵉʳ ʷᵉ’ʳᵉ ʰᵃᵛᶦⁿᵍ, ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ
– me, making small talk— kattsdogma.bsky.social (@kattsdogma.bsky.social) June 2, 2025 at 3:58 PM
20.
André 3000 has the dream career trajectory: becoming famous and successful for something you’re really good at, then quitting that to occasionally do some weird bullshit for the next few decades
— pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” (@pixelatedboat.bsky.social) May 30, 2025 at 2:49 AM
21.
the dog breed you are least likely to hear on a zoom call is a malamuted
— presentdad♂️ (@lacroixboi.dadguy.online) June 2, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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I had no intention of viewing your webinar until you used “and more” as a bullet point in your email and seduced me with the allure of intrigue and mystery
— Eternal Samnation (@portmanteauface.bsky.social) June 2, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Imagine being the person who has to sort out Tom Cruise’s work insurance. Every day in pre-production waking up in a cold sweat. Jumping out your skin every time the phone goes in case it’s Tom asking if he can tap dance on a blimp that is already on fire.
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman.bsky.social) June 2, 2025 at 5:24 PM
24.
The full Glastonbury lineup has been announced and the festival has really gone downhill. I’m old enough to remember seeing Frank Sinatra headlining the pyramid stage. He wasn’t there, but that’s how good the acid was in those days.
— Paul Bassett Davies (@thewritertype.bsky.social) June 3, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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if i had a nickel for every time someone tried to call a place "knob lick" i'd have four nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened four times
— Peter Ellis (@almostconverge.kozterulethasznalatienge.day) June 3, 2025 at 11:39 AM
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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
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