
People shared their ‘favourite insults which don’t sound like insults’ and these 17 are from the very top drawer
10.
There’s a Yiddish one: “I hope someone names a child after you.”
It sounds nice until you realize that Jews don’t name children after living relatives.
ChrisWaco
11.
Idk why but hitting people with a really dry “Good talk.” Does the job real well.
NewTrick8795
12.
‘I’m certain you tried your best.’
WeirdIndependent1656
13.
I once called someone too stupid to insult and they said thank you.
JishBroggs
14.
I compare you to the tragic hero in Sophocles’ most well-known tragedy. I’ve never heard a better way to call someone a motherfucker.
TheJollySavior
15.
‘Well, it seems like you’ve given this a lot of thought.’
Mrgabst
16.
‘It’s impressive how you manage to stay so confident.’
FelixCulpa01
17.
Every minute with you is more interesting than the next.
Novashadowyvern
mck22018 had a comeback for all the other insults.
“I’ve been called worse by better people”
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