25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
13.
every time i meet someone older than me who’s more successful i’m like “okay, well they’re older than me.” every time i meet someone younger and more successful i’m like “their dad must be the mayor”
— soul nate (@mnateshyamalan.bsky.social) June 6, 2025 at 3:59 PM
14.
If you’re a fan of beet-red men wearing tucked in golf shirts, you simply must check out The Airport
15.
The great thing about motorcycles is that you can park them almost anywhere, downside is you have to strap the baby seat to the handle bars.
— Little Greenis (@durtmchurtt.bsky.social) June 8, 2025 at 3:34 PM
16.
I used to be married to an active, vibrant, happy young woman who decided one day to hang a bird feeder in the back yard, and now I’m married to a glassy-eyed, unwashed maniac that stands at the kitchen window all day screaming at squirrels.
— Uncle Duke (@uncleduke1969.bsky.social) June 9, 2025 at 6:33 PM
17.
not bothering to watch the tony’s obviously the tiger is gonna win
— Greg the Miller (@gregthemiller.bsky.social) June 9, 2025 at 4:57 AM
18.
has kendall jenner tried giving ICE a pepsi yet
— Frovo (@frovo.bsky.social) June 9, 2025 at 2:27 AM
19.
Mrs. Ackbar: Notice anything different?
Admiral Ackbar: *sweats nervously*
— Christina, mother of spiders (@aikiwomannc.bsky.social) August 8, 2024 at 10:39 PM
20.
The Wall Street Journal had better make room on the shelf for another Pulitzer.
— John Lyon (@johnlyon.bsky.social) June 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
21.
A dad sneeze so powerful, they have to adjust the 10 day weather outlook.
— Theciscokidder (@theciscokidder.bsky.social) June 5, 2025 at 2:56 PM
22.
When someone asks a question that makes the meeting last 15 minutes longer
— Midge (@midge.bsky.social) June 5, 2025 at 4:45 PM
23.
“If you are looking for ransom I can tell you I don’t have money, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills.”
— stabke (@stabke.bsky.social) June 9, 2025 at 2:57 PM
24.
this rice cake tastes more like death than it does rice or cake
— DaddyJew (@daddyjew.bsky.social) June 6, 2025 at 2:20 PM
25.
It took more than 3,000,000,000 years of evolution to make a baboon’s ass look like that.
— Greeneville Zoo (@greenevillezoo.bsky.social) June 9, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
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