25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
13.
For the absolute last time: I *never* said I thought E.T. dressed in the wig and the dress was sexy, I said *I could see why people would think that*
— Paul F. Tompkins (@pftompkins.bsky.social) June 15, 2025 at 2:32 PM
14.
[wedding]
PRIEST: repeat after me
GROOM: after me
PRIEST: … [to bride] is he serious
BRIDE: no his name is gary
— Frovo (@frovo.bsky.social) June 17, 2025 at 1:56 AM
15.
Just bought some posh cheesey puffs from Waitrose. They're called Whatwhatwhatsits.
— Glennyrodge (@glennyrodge.bsky.social) June 15, 2025 at 9:02 PM
16.
Me: I clean my ass with a little square of paper
Bidet guy: that’s cute. Come talk to me when you’re ready to really get clean using the power of wet
Laser bidet guy: lol damn you’re still using wet?
— little lamb (@puddleofbrain.bsky.social) June 17, 2025 at 4:45 PM
17.
there should be one new video game console, it should only be updated once every 10 years, it should play all the games, and it should have cigarette style warning all over it about the perils of the Gamer lifestyle
— lauren (@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com) June 14, 2025 at 2:59 PM
18.
i remember when the main conspiracy theories were things like bigfoot, the bermuda triangle, and that the statue of liberty is godzilla’s girlfriend
— Ygrene (@ygrene.bsky.social) June 15, 2025 at 7:40 PM
19.
Back when I was in high school and they asked me what I wanted to be, no one even knew "asshole with a computer" was even going to be a thing
— Discö Fränkënstëin (@bobjanke.bsky.social) June 13, 2025 at 1:02 PM
20.
My teen is reading about Shakespeare. Just heard him say to his brother “huh huh huh, Coriol YOUR anus” and now I can no longer be smug that my teen is reading about Shakespeare.
— Felicity Hannah (@felicityhannah.bsky.social) June 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
21.
A Middle Earth cockney is someone born within the sound of Bilbo’s.
— Lev Parikian (@levparikian.bsky.social) June 15, 2025 at 10:42 PM
22.
Betty Boop = Noodle Soup
(Cockney Ramen Slang)— Hey Kids Rock'n'Roll (@heykidsshop.bsky.social) June 17, 2025 at 10:24 AM
23.
ME: Gonna open a window it's hot
DUDE NEARBY WITH AN ANGLE GRINDER: Oh shit someone just opened a window. Angle grinding time!— John Bull (@garius.bsky.social) June 17, 2025 at 10:45 AM
24.
[Emmy award clips]
Pedro Pascal in The Last of Us: death is comin, what matters is how we greet it, baby girl
Jeremy Strong in Succession: I need this. Dad, please. I need to know I'm good enough
Gary Oldman in Slow Horses: *taking bite of egg sandwich* blimey *high pitched fart* my spy's dead
— Ross Sayers (@rosssayers.bsky.social) June 16, 2025 at 11:16 AM
25.
god: it's called a snapping turtle
angel: so cute, why would he call you a sna –
snapping turtle: OMG SHUT THE FUCK UP— inkedupandsonic (@sonictyrant.bsky.social) June 15, 2025 at 7:11 PM
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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
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