Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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I had to get diet coke because they didn't have coke zero. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) June 18, 2025
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The fact that Barney was never in a Jurassic Park movie makes me think he's probably a bit of a dick when the cameras aren't rolling, right?
— Ⓜ️isterD (@MisterD78UK) June 16, 2025
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When you're in charge of naming Scottish lochs and it's 4:59pm pic.twitter.com/4PZZVZu1xi
— Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps) June 19, 2025
You’re not an adult until you have more cutting boards in your life than people you actually like.
— Not Today Eric (@NotTodayEric) June 17, 2025
17.
Unfortunately, and with a heavy heart, I have to go murder the guy who owned this house before me and DIYed his own renovation
— wanye (@wanyeburkett) June 17, 2025
18.
“Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels”…well I’m sorry Linda but you’ve clearly never eaten this double chocolate salted caramel cookie
— Lottie-pop (@Lottie_Poppie) June 17, 2025
19.
Grew a mustache and now I’m officially a divorced alcoholic New York City cop that takes bribes.
— Tony P. (@Tbone7219) June 15, 2025
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Part of your performance review should be based on how often you use “reply to all” for things that did not need to be replied to all
— LL Gabagool Jay (@LLGabagoolJay) June 17, 2025
21.
I don't play mind games because I'm missing most of the pieces.
— Sam Skoronski (@SamSkoronski) June 18, 2025
22.
My kids are staying with their grandparents for 5 days and I was just reviewing my son’s suitcase. He’s packed his Rubik’s cube, juggling balls, and the entire hardcover Harry Potter series. No underwear.
— Henpecked Hal (@HenpeckedHal) June 17, 2025
23.
I said I’d be ready in 20 minutes. I didn’t say consecutive minutes.
— sixfootcandy (@sixfootcandy) June 16, 2025
24.
I hope this email finds you at Taco Tuesday and can you bring me some tacos?
— krista (@kristabellerina) June 17, 2025
25.
I made a pizza using fat-free cheese so if anybody wants to try some pizza made with fat-free cheese it’s in my trash.
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) June 18, 2025
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Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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