Somebody asked for jokes you physically can’t tell without cracking up and the answers will have you giggling like an idiot

13.

‘My wife left me because she said I would never get over my obsession with Phil Collins. But take a look at me now…’
–rsoton

14.

‘My said I need to stop singing Queen songs or leave, I said ‘Don’t stop me now’.’
–Busy_Mortgage4556

15.

‘I keep seeing choux pastry out of the corner of my eye. I think it’s just my profiterole vision.’
–thierry_ennui_

16.

‘Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes, that way, when you do criticise them, you’re a mile away and you’ve got their shoes.’
–Alpha2Omega1982

17.

‘Two nuns are riding their bikes to church but they’re gonna be late so they take a shortcut through an alley. One nun says ‘Ooohhhh I’ve never come this way before’ and the other nun says ‘Neither have I, it must be the cobble stones’.’
–Denzil-Monroe1895

18.

‘Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it!’
–BeardyGeoffles

19.

‘Two parrots are sitting on a perch and one says to the other ‘can you smell fish?’.’
–leeeeam

20.

‘Two fish are in a tank, and one says to the other, ‘Do you know how to drive this thing?”
–Sorcha1685

21.

‘One of your friends said you sound like an owl.’
–wringtonpete

22.

‘I once bet some money on a horse and it came in at ten to one.

Trouble is, the race started at half eleven.’
–EssexGuyUpNorth

Plenty of absolute belters there, and finally here’s a lovely story about the genuinely healing power of laughter.

23.

‘Inside of a Christmas cracker on a wonderful Christmas Day, my Nan who for the past 5 years or so has struggled with memory loss and just slowed down from being the quick witted pot of super glue for the family, opened a Christmas cracker with my mum and my Nan received the joke.

It was ‘What do you call two robbers?’. And she just could not get the punchline out through absolute cackles and tears of laughter to herself, the first time I saw the child she’s always been for a long time. All the punchline was is ‘a pair of nickers’. Her laughter and catching us all by surprise makes it the funniest joke I’ve ever heard and I laugh every time I tell the story, it’s been a while.’
–SealBSmith

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