A Chuck E. Cheese employee in full costume got arrested for credit card fraud and just about every comment was worthy of a Pulitzer

10.

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— Jerry Timber (@jerrytimber.bsky.social) July 24, 2025 at 3:50 PM

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I feel bad for The Onion writers.

— Lyle Coleman (@ironkodiak.bsky.social) July 24, 2025 at 3:38 PM

12.

The E stands for Entrapment

— RI Smith (@rismith.bsky.social) July 24, 2025 at 1:55 PM

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Yeah… that’s me. You probably wonder how I got involved in this uh ?

Me too. I still don’t get it.

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— Koren Lesthe No Kings (@koren-lesthe.itch.io) July 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM

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Breaking news: police reveal the plan used to catch the thief.

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— Lyle Coleman (@ironkodiak.bsky.social) July 24, 2025 at 3:41 PM

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Okay but which Trump officials was this?

— One Who Walks Among the Dead (@anubisthejackal.bsky.social) July 24, 2025 at 1:44 PM

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HOW IS THIS NOT FROM THE FUCKING ONION

— Tiger ✨COMMS OPEN✨ (@oo0-tiger-0oo.bsky.social) July 24, 2025 at 3:26 PM

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When questioned his story was found to be full of holes.

— Lady Ali Fondue-Potts (@ladyalifonduepotts.bsky.social) July 24, 2025 at 3:25 PM

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He had accomplices.

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— (@jvdance.bsky.social) July 24, 2025 at 2:14 PM

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