Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
How I train my dragon is, frankly, none of your business.
— Noah Garfinkel (@NoahGarfinkel) July 23, 2025
14.
Alien (1979)
A film about an unsuspecting orange cat who saves a beautiful woman's life.
— Gracie Atwin (@AtwinGracie2002) July 23, 2025
15.
I have a joke about nepotism, but only my kid will get it
— Kelly Knox (@kelly_knox) July 18, 2025
16.
In alcohol’s defence, I’ve done some equally stupid things while completely sober.
— Granite Man (@GraniteDhuine) July 21, 2025
17.
51 being divisible by 17 is disgusting
— Fr. Tom Bombadil (@calix517) July 22, 2025
18.
If you don’t end every family outing with threatening to never take your kids anywhere fun ever again does it even count as a family outing?
— Jennifer Parker (@Mrs_JParker) July 19, 2025
19.
When threatened, the pope can spray holy venom up to fifteen feet. pic.twitter.com/OtYcJ0tnzj
— Christopher Hale (@chrisjollyhale) July 20, 2025
20.
The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.
— (@melodiriii) July 23, 2025
21.
Breaking:Nigel Farage confirmed as next Bond villain, Dr. No Idea. pic.twitter.com/rttRakBLaC
— Mark Hammond (@MarkHam80780803) July 20, 2025
22.
All I'm saying is I never had to worry about Black Sabbath putting Jessica Alba and me up on the Jumbotron.
— Uncle Bob (@UncleBob56) July 21, 2025
23.
Small annoyance of the day: when you try to put medicine back into the box but the leaflet blocks you. pic.twitter.com/OWpAjiGzQW
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) July 19, 2025
24.
Things went well until the evil supermarket people hid my favorite products in new places
— Μαρια Κιτρινη (@greek_heanen) July 22, 2025
25.
Of course I work out. Right now I'm working out how I can fit more ice cream in the freezer.
— Just Bill (@WilliamAder) July 23, 2025
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Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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