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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week

13.

The main difference between the twilight zone and a regular zone is all the weird stuff that goes on in there

— pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” (@pixelatedboat.bsky.social) July 29, 2025 at 3:06 PM

14.

what actors call that one legend who’s always overacting

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— Toby Earle (@tobyontv.bsky.social) July 29, 2025 at 12:46 PM

15.

I don’t know. I’m just trying to buy some stamps.

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— Tony Martin (@tonymartin.bsky.social) July 29, 2025 at 11:58 AM

16.

They’re not typos they’re copyright infringement loopholes.

— Los (@los-los.bsky.social) July 29, 2025 at 8:40 PM

17.

For the sake of my family I hope that upon my death I will be quickly reduced to ashes vampire-style. Sure, there’s cleanup, but it saves so much money

— Andy Richter (@andyrichter.co) July 30, 2025 at 12:37 AM

18.

In high school I only played the trombone so I could hit people and make it look like an accident.

— Jimmer Cork-Bottle (@jimmerthatisall.bsky.social) July 28, 2025 at 8:08 PM

19.

thought this hammer was going to pay for itself but so far nothing in my home is a geode

— nattie winters (@utilitylimb.bsky.social) July 23, 2025 at 4:08 AM

20.

love when a paywall sounds like it’s drawing a gun on you

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— Bob Mackey (@bobservo.bsky.social) July 23, 2025 at 2:54 PM

21.

Found it.

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— Phil Tinline (@philtinline.bsky.social) July 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM

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— In Otter News (@in-otter-news.bsky.social) July 28, 2025 at 11:44 AM

23.

ME: this could of be’d a email

ENGLISH TEACHER: no it most certainly could not

— Frovo (@frovo.bsky.social) July 29, 2025 at 7:54 PM

24.

Blocking off my Google Calendar with fake meetings so no one talks to me

— mean things I say to myself (@meantomyself.bsky.social) July 28, 2025 at 1:28 PM

25.

I’m not here for a good time or a long time. I was just looking for the bathroom

— donni saphire (@donni.bsky.social) July 29, 2025 at 1:43 AM

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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week

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