People have been sharing the biggest ‘weapons grade BS’ that people tried to make them believe at school – 19 tales that are clearly nonsense

11.

‘A lad in my class when we were about 12.

‘The babysitter w*nked him off while they were watching TV and his spunk hit the ceiling.’
-Old-Parfait8194

12.
‘Someone always had “an uncle” who was in the SAS

‘Tbf, fair chance they probably did have some fat middle aged walloper fantasist of an uncle who even now is sitting in a bar in Benidorm telling strangers he was “second guy through the window at the Iranian embassy”’
-MalcolmTuckersLuck

13.
‘Lad at my school had some pretty bad scratches on his arm. Asked how he did it and he said he was in some local woods and some monkey type thing jumped out and attacked him. I was straight away like, let’s go tonight and capture it. So called for him, off we went. It took about 45 minutes to walk there. As soon as we got there he said he lied and it was actually his cat.’
-Mr_Bruce_Duce

14.
‘One guy Carl who said he’d had full sex at aged 14 and lasted for 3 hours.

‘Or the poor kid who was accused of having sex with a cat. Spent years being called “catshagger”, I don’t think anyone knew his real name…’
-JohnLef

15.
‘Kid came back from a Welsh holiday claiming he’d picked up the accent, while doing a bad Irish accent.’
-Glozboy

16.
‘One neighbor kid said he had been in a WW2 submarine during WW2. (the kid was about 7 years old and it was 1975)’
-pjenn001

17.
‘At my school, EVERYONE claimed to have had trials with Spurs.

‘I went to school in rural Norfolk.’
-TheGoldenBeryl

18.
‘On a coach school trip to Alton Towers one lad started telling us he’d got a dodgy VHS copy of The Karate Kid 2 from the states. It had only just come out in the cinema over there and in those days it would be months before it saw release in the UK. Ghostbusters, for example, will always be a Christmas movie for me but it was a summer blockbuster in the states.

‘Anyway he went through the plot of the movie in great detail for about fifteen minutes. I can’t remember the full details but I recall that it was set abroad and Mr Miyagi died in a fight. He was utterly convincing.

‘A few months later I went to the cinema to watch it. I was extremely confused as virtually none of what was happening matched his description. It was only when it finished I realised he’d lied about it.

‘It was one of the most epic examples of bullshit I’ve ever heard. He didn’t miss a beat when describing it.’
-Extreme-Kangaroo-842

19.
‘This lanky lad named Jonathan claimed his dad invented the Tetra Pak carton.

‘Something very easily disproven and utterly meaningless to claim.’
-MarmiteCondoms

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