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‘What is the stupidest thing you’ve seen someone do that makes you question their basic life skills?’ – 21 people almost too dumb to function

12.

‘Me. I was really tired one morning, reached into my desk drawer at work, put my hand in to get something, then kicked the the drawer closed without taking my hand out first.

Some days are just a write off from the get-go, you know?’
PippyHooligan

13.

‘I once shut my head in a car door. I started closing it before I was properly in yet.’
DarkNinjaPenguin

14.

‘I was getting ready one morning and went to fill my cat’s food bowl. Instead of kibble, I filled it full of kitty litter before my brain came online. Thankfully I realised and fixed it before he could come and wonder why his human is such an idiot and if he can trade me in for a hamster.’
velveteenelahrairah

15.

‘I replaced a radiator, drained the system, flipped the old one before disconnecting the pipes fully. Handed it to my friend upside down. He put it flat on my couch, black sludge poured out and ruined the couch. I was completely stunned.’
ilikeanime1234567890

16.

‘Watching my kids open envelopes. Bar the extremely rare occasion as they have gotten older (bank card, NI number etc) the only time they have ever had to open envelopes with any regularity is birthdays.’
knight-under-stars

17.

‘I remember when I bought my first house at 22 I had to write a cheque to the solicitor. There I was, feeling so incredibly proud and grown up, and I had to ask how to write a bloody cheque!’
bacon_cake

18.

‘Raymond Blanc has a show where families competed to set up and run a restaurant. In the first episode, a mother and daughter team tried to use a carving knife to open a tin rather than a tin opener?’
cgknight1

19.

‘I have dietary restrictions and I don’t expect other people to understand them, so I usually ask about ingredients. I asked the guy at the work canteen what the ingredients were in the bagels and he said ‘Ingredients? I don’t know what that means’. He’s a nice guy but not the brightest.’
pointsofellie

20.

‘Open the dustbin with one hand, put the other hand which was holding the house keys and a bag of rubbish over the bin – and then drop the keys while holding onto the rubbish.

It was me. Given that I frequently try to get out of the car without undoing my seatbelt, I don’t think anyone was surprised.’
Booboodelafalaise

21.

‘A dumb person I used to work with believed google maps satellite was live and you could control satellites to show a real time view. She would say she thought she left her hair straightener on and then check google maps for a fire or smoke at her flat.

And she worked for a huge investment bank. No idea what she does now or whether she won a Darwin Award!’
False_Mulberry8601

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