25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
13.
My body is a machine that turns focaccia bread into lower back pain
— mindflakes (@mindflakes.bsky.social) August 11, 2025 at 8:29 PM
14.
usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”
— Peter (@notalawyer.bsky.social) August 10, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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Why does Hollywood think couples hand wash and dry dishes together while having important conversations by the sink? If our dishes are getting done by hand and furthermore we are doing them together just know the dishwasher is broken, not a word is being spoken and we are MAD, mad about it.
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today at the park we saw wild turkeys and some dude behind us was like “bro look at those owls” so what I’m saying is don’t ever let anyone make you feel stupid. you can visually identify a turkey
— amy brown (@amybrown.xyz) August 10, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Apparently it’s a no-no on a first date in a restaurant to lean across and ask, “Are you going to eat that?”
In my defence, the family at the next table did look like they had finished— Craig Deeley (@craiguito.bsky.social) August 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
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Lots of once popular men's names are on the verge of extinction. It's a hell of a time to be a Clive
— Pessimus Prime (@pessimusprime.bsky.social) August 12, 2025 at 11:33 AM
19.
Why do people insist on saying ‘rom com’? What’s wrong with plain, old-fashioned romedy comedy?
— Glennyrodge (@glennyrodge.bsky.social) August 12, 2025 at 9:41 AM
20.
Happy Tuesday
— CEEFAUX (@ceefaux.bsky.social) August 12, 2025 at 10:20 AM
21.
Coworker (being pulled into an industrial shredder by his necktie): HELP ME!!!
Me: Well, well, well… Who's the dorkass bitch for wearing a clip-on now?
— Ray (@sireviscerate.bsky.social) August 12, 2025 at 12:37 PM
22.
How I felt after pumping up my bike tyres and spraying bike juice on the chain today
— Halloweeno (@vimtotime.bsky.social) August 11, 2025 at 6:35 PM
23.
Marvin Gaye used to keep a sheep in his vineyard.
He'd herd it through the grapevine.
— Beardog (@beardog63.bsky.social) August 10, 2025 at 9:55 AM
24.
Someone to hear your prayers
Someone who cares
Your own personal pan pizza— Stefan (@stefanthinks.bsky.social) August 10, 2025 at 9:48 PM
25.
Salt n Pepa
“Push it, push it real good!”Sisyphus
“.. literally not helping.”— xsfleabaggage.bsky.social (@xsfleabaggage.bsky.social) August 11, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
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