25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
13.
Three stars in a trenchcoat
— Adrian Tchaikovsky (@aptshadow.bsky.social) August 19, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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I'm am absolutely on board with the blunt but long-overdue honesty of this hot drinks machine.
— Dr Dean Burnett (@garwboy.bsky.social) August 15, 2025 at 7:38 PM
15.
At work today I examined ‘linen that hath touched the holy hand of St Edmund Arrowsmith’ and then immediately threw a handful of cashews into my mouth without thinking so I’m probably about to become Patient Zero for something really interesting,
— Natasha Kindred (@thehoursgodsends.bsky.social) August 18, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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There is a condition amongst British people whereby they DO want baked beans with their full English breakfast, but they DO NOT want those beans to touch any of the other foodstuffs on their plate, and there is a whole industry based around the provision of small ramekins to affect this outcome.
— Moose Allain (@mooseallain.bsky.social) August 15, 2025 at 9:51 AM
17.
some sad news: turns out my barber calls ALL of us 'boss'
— Nate's Myth (@natesmith.dev) August 15, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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thinking about becoming a three-day calendar view in outlook guy. who cares what’s happening on thursday? we might all be dead
— ceej (@ceej.online) August 19, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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my children very politely asked if they could just please read their own books tonight rather than listen to me read. which is fine btw. it's only been every night for 9 years. with voices. some people might mind but not me. GOOD voices too, with real drama. but it's fine of course,
— alix e. harrow (@alixeharrow.bsky.social) August 19, 2025 at 1:58 AM
20.
As a person who doesn't cook sometimes I like to ask "what if I were to make this very involved recipe with ingredients I do not have?"
— andy vs. (@im-all-id.me) August 19, 2025 at 1:32 AM
21.
I pickup hitchhikers just to read them my drafts & see if I’ve got anything worth posting.
— Stace Fiction (@girlawhirl.bsky.social) August 19, 2025 at 1:48 PM
22.
Wow, they named a whole area after Dean Cain
— Matt Round (@mattround.com) August 14, 2025 at 8:21 AM
23.
You think you know stress?
When I grew up, if you missed a TV show you just missed it.
Forever.
— Dad Jokes (@dadsaysjokes.com) August 19, 2025 at 8:43 PM
24.
ive been slow cooking a pasta sauce for 6000 years and my gramma still thinks i cook my food too fast
— Blair Loudly (@blairloudly.bsky.social) August 19, 2025 at 8:16 PM
25.
29 years ago today, Jamiroquai released the music video for 'Virtual Insanity'
— Simon Pegg (@simonpegg.bsky.social) August 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
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