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‘What’s a silly UK thing you believed when you were a kid?’ – 21 peculiarly British childhood thoughts

13.

‘That school was open as no warning was given about closure during bad weather the radio. I hiked four miles to school in a fucking blizzard because my mum only listened to Radio 4.’
nobustomystop

14.

‘When I went on my first school trip, I thought I’d be going on a ‘coach’ like Cinderella’s carriage.’
oohliviaa

15.

‘That bin men only worked one day a week, I thought bin day was the same for everyone.’
Due-Two-6592

16.

‘That Yorkies weren’t for girls.’
Legitimate_War_397

17.

‘Before I was old enough to understand sarcasm, I asked my mum what was in carrot cake, because I couldn’t believe something as tasty as that could have carrot in it. She said, bluntly and with no obvious intonation: ‘Bananas’.

‘Boys, at 17 years of age I proudly told by sixth form tutor group this interesting fact and was unrelentingly ridiculed for the rest of my time there.’
FluffyCloud5

18.

‘That Llantwit Major was John Major‘s brother. Thanks mum.’
TranslatorCritical11

19.

‘I thought Number 7 (Boots) products were two up from Number 5 (Chanel). Next up, Number 8 products.’
EitherChannel4874

20.

‘That (as a small child) I had to be extra well behaved when we were driving through Buckinghamshire, because the Queen lives at Buckingham Palace.’
abfgern_

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‘Tate & Lyle Golden Syrup was made from lions, because of the picture on the tin, and the colour. Another one of my dad’s’
Bride-of-wire

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