The tale of this woman’s 4-year work anniversary went wildly viral and was hideously relatable for all the wrong reasons

10.

The FAQ section of the “Recognition Hub” of the University of Chicago is… fascinating pic.twitter.com/YenZpKOznu

— Luca Dellanna (@DellAnnaLuca) September 2, 2025

11.

What’s it like working for Lumon Industries?

— Jeff (@_FlipMan) September 1, 2025

12.

my employer emailed me a vague “recognition” at my 3-year anniversary with a link to a button that said “view recognition” which took me to a page that wouldn’t load. Then later they emailed and said “sorry, that recognition wasn’t actually for you”.

— the hill ensemble (@steviewelles55) September 1, 2025

13.

Almost better than the gold watches of a bygone era. https://t.co/EL1NRrFo8x pic.twitter.com/hTqbVpDh8G

— Prof. Tonya M. Evans | #CEOofME (@IPProfEvans) September 2, 2025

14.

Ha! Nothing says ‘we value you’ quite like a hyperlink to an existential fortune cookie.

— Casting Daily Votes (@HolyGrails50) September 2, 2025

15.

you can also “buy” things with “points” (listed items include toilet paper and a novel called “Regretting You” but I don’t have any points 🙁 pic.twitter.com/JRuyXQqQq2

— Sarah Osment (@sm_osment) September 1, 2025

16.

Black Mirror couldn’t predict how horribly lame and awful it would get. https://t.co/K86LY4kgbO

— Paul says Mask It or Casket (@idealust) September 1, 2025

17.

For full recognition, remember to allow cookies in your browser

— Joshua Levy (@ojoshe) September 1, 2025

To conclude …

pic.twitter.com/V6BFQW9WLw

— Tylor Brand (@_Khayyat_) September 1, 2025

And also.

This is art https://t.co/Lv2hbXcjFS

— . (@TheAlanNoble) September 1, 2025

Source @sm_osment