Politics alien senator john kennedy
A Republican senator warned that eating foreign shrimp could turn you into the ‘chestburster’ from Alien – 17 of the most acidic and on-point takedowns
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If only we had a fully staffed agency to inspect imported foods
— No Joke (@_ImNotKidding) September 3, 2025
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I think we’re too late. I think he already consumed some.
— KBonita (@BonitaLohman) September 3, 2025
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Welcome to the Idiocracy.
— Keep Calm and Load Sabot (@FoggyBottomLine) September 4, 2025
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Surely this is satire???
— Lord Flashheart ️ (@eloquentfella) September 4, 2025
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We shouldn’t have people this stupid in charge of anything.
— Jeff Allard (@ToAllard) September 3, 2025
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— Curtis69 ☮️ (@curtisstone1969) September 4, 2025
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we really lost the plot
— david (@realdavidonline) September 3, 2025
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While you’re fearmongering about fictional alien shrimp to distract from your party’s failed trade policies, Senator Kennedy, Americans are still waiting for real solutions to skyrocketing grocery prices caused by corporate greed you enable.
— Richard Angwin (@RichardAngwin) September 3, 2025
Source: Twitter @SenJohnKennedy
