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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week

13.

I hope this cursed videotape finds you well

— Welcome to Night Vale (@nightvaleradio.bsky.social) September 22, 2025 at 7:29 PM

14.

Just saw a man in a Tesco uniform shopping in Aldi with a Sainsbury's bag for life. Choose a side sir.

— Christina Martin (@christinamartin.bsky.social) September 19, 2025 at 3:32 PM

15.

everyone knows about the fight, flight, or freeze response, but fewer know about the 4th option (making the THX sound to ward off threats)

— BAJA BLAST BLAINE (@shrekromancer.gay) September 23, 2025 at 4:17 AM

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Enjoying the two guys on this year's Bake Off who look like they could be rival chieftains in Iron Age Gaul

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— Dr Rob (@robheighton.bsky.social) September 18, 2025 at 6:46 PM

17.

Have Disney pulled the Indiana Jones movies for being mean to nazis yet?

— HappyToast (@happytoast.co.uk) September 18, 2025 at 10:24 PM

18.

i guess i don’t necessarily MIND when strangers ask me what my tattoos ‘mean’ i just wish i had a better answer about most of them than ‘it means i had $90 once’

— rax ‘levon honkers’ king (@raxkingisdead.bsky.social) September 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM

19.

OUT: leap days
IN: 278-day February every 1000 years

— Gretchen Felker-Martin (@scumbelievable.bsky.social) September 20, 2025 at 6:30 AM

20.

STEPHEN MILLER: you have no idea what you have awakened. we will save the West. we will turn darkness into light. we will rise like a phoenix from the pit of fire and

EVERYONE ELSE AT THE DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS GAME TABLE: ROLL THE FUCKING DIE ALREADY

— born miserable (@bornmiserable.bsky.social) September 22, 2025 at 3:14 AM

21.

I hope he managed to find a dock leaf

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— Geraint (@geraintg.bsky.social) September 19, 2025 at 7:02 PM

22.

ok mr smart guy then why don't you tell me what the "appropriate" level of pyrotechnics for a funeral is

— Manny Suazo (@smokyburnout.bsky.social) September 22, 2025 at 7:14 AM

23.

"Whereabouts in Colorado do you live?"
"Boulder."
"Oh, okay. ?"

— Mike Rampton (@mikerampton.bsky.social) September 22, 2025 at 10:39 AM

24.

PAUL MCCARTNEY WAS 28 WHEN THE BEATLES SPLIT UP!!!

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— Tim (@timahall.bsky.social) September 22, 2025 at 11:10 AM

25.

I bit my dentist today. Wasn't even getting a checkup at the time, I just saw him at the supermarket

— mindflakes (@mindflakes.bsky.social) September 22, 2025 at 1:12 PM

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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week

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