Twitter funny tweets of the week
Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
Happy Friday to all who celebrate – so, probably not anyone who works in A&E, clubs, or the chippy, because we all know you’re doing a mega shift tonight.
Whether you’re looking forward to a lazy weekend or a crazy one, these funny posts from Twitter/X are just the thing to kick it all off.
1.
(trying to hit on a doctor) https://t.co/AqiXMlZljU
— mariana (@pastapilled) September 21, 2025
2.
Smokie's less successful follow-up single. pic.twitter.com/r9rjkUT0br
— Michael Glasper (@MichaelCGlasper) September 21, 2025
3.
— Beans (@FionaNaylor2) September 20, 2025
4.
Robert Kennedy Jr discovers the cure for autism. pic.twitter.com/DEdf6vlLsw
— Inevitable Gassy (@OldGassy1984) September 23, 2025
5.
Oh, thanks? pic.twitter.com/zGsa6aJ9Sn
— Terrible Maps (@TerribleMaps) September 24, 2025
6.
will never understand how Canadians became known for saying “eh” when we should be known for our ability to make the phase “okay buddy” mean everything from “of course I will give my life for yours” to “I am the drunkest man alive and I am going to fight you in this parking lot”
— Janel Comeau (@VeryBadLlama) September 22, 2025
7.
This is exactly how it feels carrying around a jacket on a night out btw pic.twitter.com/7rI7c73b9Q
— popular loner♀️♀️ (@milkyy_tweets) September 23, 2025
8.
Please stay indoors pic.twitter.com/Yuwn2xvDcj
— Bob Golen (@BobGolen) September 22, 2025
9.
husband: "if i killed someone, would you tell on me?"
me: "of course not… but i'd definitely use it against you. like, 'are you washing the dishes or do i need to dial 911?'
— ✧ (@cessonmute) September 25, 2025
10.
wait, the other ones can hear us? https://t.co/pvzJaXSs6U
— ♂️ (@hoodfarquaad) September 23, 2025
11.
A haunted house, but it's just a tv on in every room of my parents' house, set to the same channel but offset by a few seconds
— meghan (@deloisivete) September 23, 2025
12.
Doctor: under “medications currently taking” you just wrote “wine and cheese”
Me:
Doctor:
Me: did you need the dosage amounts?
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) September 24, 2025