25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
13.
Our scientists can’t clone dinosaurs like in Jurassic Park, but they did clone something that looks like an Ewok crossed with a blueberry cobbler.
— Greeneville Zoo (@greenevillezoo.bsky.social) September 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM
14.
They shortened adorable again, it's just "dorb" now
— weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) September 29, 2025 at 3:29 PM
15.
I know what you're thinking and no, that's not how they rescued him.
www.irishexaminer.com/news/munster…
— Conor Gallagher (@conorgallagher.bsky.social) September 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM
16.
ffs sometimes bells just toll, stop asking
— karanormal activity (@deadontheoutside.bsky.social) September 29, 2025 at 10:23 PM
17.
Birdwatching at night sounds like a hoot
— lukelukeluke (@lukelukeluke.bsky.social) September 23, 2025 at 10:27 PM
18.
The real generational divide is people who refuse to watch a video if it could be an article versus people who refuse to read an article if it could be a video
— Kat Tenbarge (@kattenbarge.bsky.social) September 29, 2025 at 2:45 PM
19.
Scientists: we've made contact with intelligent extraterrestrial life on other planets
Americans: are they democrat or republican
— Grant Tanaka (@granttanaka.bsky.social) September 29, 2025 at 8:35 PM
20.
Christmas, 2055.
21.
It's not the Napoleonic sea battle reenactments that count so much as the French ships you make along the way.
— Moose Allain (@mooseallain.bsky.social) September 30, 2025 at 9:58 AM
22.
(Me to a girl in the club): People would probably be pretty scared if there was a stegosaurus here. Not me – I know that they're herbivores.
— Gareth Watkins (@garethwatkins.bsky.social) September 29, 2025 at 8:17 AM
23.
What the country needs right now to bring us all together is a disappointing Winter Wonderland.
— John Self (@john-self.bsky.social) September 25, 2025 at 10:24 AM
24.
i'm going to be the first influencer working the gen alpha youtube slop nostalgia angle. remember how great it was when mom gave you ipad and you could watch baby spiderman boom boom sponchbob roller coaster? things will never be as good as 2018 again
— lauren (@lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com) September 29, 2025 at 6:09 PM
25.
I am starting a new service where I slash the tires of expensive cars in Silicon Valley unless their owners specifically opt-out.
— Alex Usher (@alexusherhesa.bsky.social) September 30, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
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