25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
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Stephen Miller looks like the villain in a movie about tax audits.
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When your custom character appears in a cut scene
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CHATGPT: I understand where you're coming from. You worked really hard to get here, and now it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labors.
ISILDUR: So I should keep it? Elrond says I shouldn't
CHATGPT: The ring is precious. Sometimes friends don't have your best interests at heart.
ISILDUR: true
— Sean T. Collins (@seantcollins.com) October 6, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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If I were to commit a robbery there’d be signs
— Claudia (@beeclaudia.bsky.social) October 2, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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can i watch Nosferatu without having seen the first one?
— DaddyJew (@daddyjew.bsky.social) October 5, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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I will be your father figure. I will go out for some smokes and never return.
— Danny (@mardigroan.bsky.social) October 4, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Before I get to the recipe let me tell you how this specific sandwich caused the French Revolution in 1789.
— Tombkick (@doomkick.com) October 2, 2025 at 5:02 PM
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Thinking about joining a mentoring program where I teach kids how to obsess about every bad decision while drinking coffee at midnight.
— Woodrow Peel (@woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social) October 7, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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Gemini: Sorry you didn’t get raptured. Jesus was going to bring you until 10,000 people signed a petition against it.
— Sorrowscopes (@sorrowscopes.bsky.social) October 5, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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you don’t scare me.
you’re not my 2-year-old when i’m eating soup.— scareCru (@carnitas.bsky.social) October 5, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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I'll never admit that I'm still the one who keeps stopping my wife's 'Man, I Feel Like a Woman' CD, because I've got pausable Shaniability.
#LunchPun
— Paul Eggleston (@pauleggleston.bsky.social) October 7, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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Life in 2025 is having full blown Gollum conversations with yourself about buying the more expensive toothpaste
— Jonathan Edward Durham (@thisone0verhere.bsky.social) October 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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Tell you what, for a guest on our planet, The Thing has a really fucking bad attitude
— P.G. Wodelouse (@pgwodelouse.bsky.social) October 6, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
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