RFK Jr says ‘our parents aren’t having children’ because teenage sperm count is half that of a 65-year-old, so they’re making America fertile again
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Dan Quayle was at a spelling bee and said a kid spelled "potato" wrong because the card the teacher gave him spelled it "potatoe".
He was mocked relentlessly as the dumbest man in public life and put on a political ice floe.
10 people in trumps cabinet top that every day
— name but also a little joke (@bearsaremean) October 16, 2025
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“Our parents aren’t having children” is now my favorite short time travel story https://t.co/6WFqlXG2Zq
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) October 16, 2025
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Parents… not having children…. Work with me on this now. A person who has a child is the child’s parent.. the word parent means you’ve got a kid.
“Parents not having children?” oh that’s just really fucking stupid.
— Broke-Ass Utah Mom (@Realdammshar) October 17, 2025
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Both subjects confirm one thing.. this motherfu is sick as fuck. Completely from the Handmaids Tale. https://t.co/VFSwYRyx3m
— vinniemontoya (@PiperDewn) October 17, 2025
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Board certified urologist here. The average 65 year old man most certainly does not have double the sperm count as a teenager. This is complete poppycock. https://t.co/bW5q9noVed
— Ashley Winter MD || Urologist (@AshleyGWinter) October 16, 2025
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Hello, God, it's me again–Anne. Our girls are hitting puberty at 6 and are parents aren't having children. Can't You DO something? https://t.co/ZCID25wIDu
— ANNE LAMOTT (@ANNELAMOTT) October 17, 2025
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Worm-for-brain's math ain't mathing here. https://t.co/EiM1Dvpbcr
— Yvette d’Entremont (@thescibabe.bsky.social) (@TheSciBabe) October 16, 2025
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This guy is so fucking pickled. None of this is real. This is white supremacist fertility panic. The premise of Handmaid’s Tale. https://t.co/qh3XKHzCOI
— Jim Stewartson, Antifascist ☠️ (@jimstewartson) October 16, 2025
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Not creepy at all https://t.co/BNKz2JK2IB
— The Tennessee Holler (@TheTNHoller) October 16, 2025
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The main point: kids, don’t do drugs, or you’ll end up like this 71-year-old clown who thinks he’s got more sperm than a teenager. Thank you.
p.s. everything else he said is false. https://t.co/Gp4oWCWbEk
— Human☮ (@4HumanUnity) October 16, 2025
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Average Americans cannot afford all of these kids you want us to have to supply this country with low-paid workers. https://t.co/kpaIUAHK9n
— Christine (@cccapone) October 16, 2025
Dr. Michelle Au put it in a nutshell.
There are many reasons for lower U.S. birth rates, including older first time parents, cost of living, lack of affordable childcare, and insufficient parental leave.
Instead of addressing these issues, RFK Jr. chooses to focus, somewhat unsettlingly, on teen boys’ sperm counts. https://t.co/4KsuoZ5UR9
— Dr. Michelle Au (@AuforGA) October 16, 2025
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