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People have been sharing the most ridiculous scars they have – 21 utterly silly ways to injure yourself

12.

‘I have one of those across my palm. I tell people it’s from deflecting Basilisk venom.’
AliceMorgon

13.

‘Scar on the second knuckle of my left hand’s middle finger. I got my finger stuck in an air raid siren.’
Bantabury97

14.

‘I have a scar on my bottom lip from where I scooped too-hard ice-cream towards myself and ended up smacking myself in the mouth with the metal scoop.’
AggravatingOwl9

15.

‘Mysterious scar on my back that looks like a bullet wound. It appeared after a drinking bender in Amsterdam, the clothes I wore that night didn’t have any visible marks or burns so it remains a mystery.’
Bounty_drillah

16.

‘I once bit my finger very deeply taking a bite out of a sandwich.’
DevilDance2

17.

‘Scar on my arm from a hot pie. Was in a club that food upstairs. Had my tray of chips in one hand and a pint cocktail in my other hand. Friend offered half their pie and kinda threw it at my chip tray. Some of it landed on my arm.

I had no free hands and no where to put things down except the floor so it sat on my arm and sizzled while I figured out what to do. Scar still very much there 25 years later.’
emerald7777777

18.

‘I feel better about my scars now reading this. I’ve got long drawn scars down the inside of my arm / wrist which looks a little bit like I’ve tried to cut myself. But it’s from my cat whom attacked me when he saw a model train.’
Mr_Gin_Tonic

19.

‘Went over the handlebars on my bike as a kid. Managed not to break my nose or knock out any teeth, but I skidded across the ground on my upper lip. 3 little scars there now and no chance of ever growing a mustache. The scab did look like a Hitler moustache. I was off school until it healed.’
Scrot123

20.

‘I have one on the back of my right hand from when I tried to iron my hand as a child. You know the holes in the iron that are like stretched and pointy ovals? It’s one of those. Just one.’
yalliepants

21.

‘I’ve got a white scar on my thigh in the shape of two teeth where I was bitten through my jeans by my toddler. He’s now 24.’
Cool-Strawberry-9853

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