Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
I’m not saying I’m unmotivated, but my to-do list just sent me a wellness check.
— ⊹٭٭⊹ (@metickleu) October 20, 2025
14.
Fashion critics are wild. Waking up every morning to bully a pantsuit
— Jason Goes to Hell (@benedictsred) October 19, 2025
15.
me: you know it's ok, you can open up to me
junk drawer wedged shut by salad tongs:
— meghan (@deloisivete) October 21, 2025
16.
What a weird name for a dog. But sorry for their loss. pic.twitter.com/7Bj9SmEzuE
— Matthew Highton (@MattHighton) October 22, 2025
17.
If you give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. But if you teach a man to fish, you’ll get the house to yourself on Saturdays.
— Terri Paella Piñata (@terrip38) October 18, 2025
18.
if you ever need a fun and easy way to make a person under the age of 20 think you're a complete lunatic, I highly recommend telling them how much gum we used to chew in the early 2000s
— Janel Comeau (@VeryBadLlama) October 20, 2025
19.
I don't know why I have this headache.
-me after drinking a full pot of coffee and zero water.
— Dadman Walking (@dadmann_walking) October 21, 2025
20.
Oh boy I can't wait to eat my yummy churro! I hope there isn't an abyssal horror coveting it from the shadows… pic.twitter.com/DOP0Yy29UF
— Jon Bird (@2002tacomasr5) October 18, 2025
21.
What idiot called it ‘Storm Benjamin’ and not ‘It’s Raining Ben’?
— Mark Gillies (@5goalthriller) October 23, 2025
22.
It should be illegal for kids to change their favorite Disney character without giving you a 30 day notice
— Vinod Chhaproo (@Chhapiness) October 23, 2025
23.
1969: we can send people to the moon with 4kb of ram
2025: a cloud outage means my smart bed won’t cool down
— sophie (@netcapgirl) October 20, 2025
24.
im either at work, going to work, coming from work, getting ready for work, getting some sleep for work, or thinking about not wanting to go to work.
— 6ix★ (@_de_6ixstar) October 20, 2025
25.
never bring sarcasm to a fight with an idiot
— DaddyJew (@DaddyJew) October 23, 2025
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Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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