25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
13.
My book 'How To Say No Emphatically In German' now available – only £9.99!
— Moose Allain (@mooseallain.bsky.social) October 28, 2025 at 11:40 AM
14.
every sports team is a Ship of Theseus
— blaaaaaaaaaines (@blainecapatch.bsky.social) October 25, 2025 at 10:16 PM
15.
Guy Fawkes' signature before and after hearing Paul Shane's You've lost that loving feeling on Pebble Mill at One
— Bex Luther (@superbreeze.bsky.social) October 28, 2025 at 1:52 PM
16.
Sadako crawling out of your tv, turning motion smoothing off, then crawling back in
— 'i will strangle a horse' on itch.io (@brainmage.bsky.social) October 26, 2025 at 1:13 PM
17.
Hard to know when someone is hitchhiking or just like really supportive
— Jason Goes to Hell (@benedictsred.bsky.social) October 28, 2025 at 1:10 AM
18.
Happy birthday Pablo Picasso, born on this day in 1881. When you see the prices his work fetches these days it’s enough to make your eyes pop out of one side of your head.
— Paul Bassett Davies (@thewritertype.bsky.social) October 25, 2025 at 9:48 AM
19.
Our “World of Birds” show has been canceled indefinitely after someone showed them a certain Alfred Hitchcock movie.
— Greeneville Zoo (@greenevillezoo.bsky.social) October 28, 2025 at 1:21 PM
20.
My dog sure sighs a lot for somebody who can’t read the news
— Jonathan Edward Durham (@thisone0verhere.bsky.social) October 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
21.
"Let's take a gander at that license."
“I’m so sorry, my partner’s new.”
“Fuck you, Mike. It’s a good joke.”— Uncle Duke (@uncleduke1969.bsky.social) October 27, 2025 at 12:26 AM
22.
I'm as desperate for attention as the next person, but not "why I think Shakespeare is overrated" desperate for attention.
— Benjamin Dreyer (@bcdreyer.social) October 26, 2025 at 8:19 PM
23.
I’ve just been to the world’s worst planetarium.
One star.
— Mike Keenan (@mikekeenan.bsky.social) October 26, 2025 at 9:58 PM
24.
I understand why they had to stop him but I don’t agree with imprisoning him in the phantom zone
— Dennis B. Hooper (@dennisbhooper.bsky.social) October 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
25.
the origin story of the cabbage patch kids is terrifying
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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
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