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Who should speak to aliens on the world’s behalf? – 17 suitable ambassadors in the event of first contact

10.

‘Noel fielding. We need someone who speaks their language.’
-phantom_gain

11.

‘I’m from the United States. I don’t recommend anyone from the United States.’
-stopthinkinn

12.

‘Trump

‘They’d talk for 30 seconds, realise we need help and take over.’
-Wildtails

13.

‘Obviously Katy Perry. I mean, she’s been to space and, like, did some science stuff for women or something. That must qualify her?’
-HurlinVermin

14.

‘Yo Yo Ma but he’s not allowed to talk, just play cello’
-MrPeepersVT

15.

‘Crazy answer but King Charles III

‘Hear me out: he’s still with it mentally, has decades and decades of diplomat training, like we’re talking 50+ years at this point of diplomat experience, with a lot of that experience being trained in how to not offend despots and maniacs like Putin and trump, generally speaking he cares about earth and its inhabitants, and he represents a lot of people on earth in some capacity as head of the commonwealth’
-Commercial_Place9807

16.

‘I don’t think we could trust a human to have our collective interests in mind. I’d vote for a gorilla or maybe a dog.’
-Dumdumdoggie

17.

‘On the off chance they’re abducted, then I pick my mother in law’
-ElPresidente714

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