‘What’s something all British children are taught?’ – 17 questionable life lessons
10.
Always wear clean underwear in case you get run over.
— Carol Percy (@DrCarolPercy) April 18, 2024
11.
Picking dandelions will make you wet the bed. pic.twitter.com/NGiRGtHPY9
— Joanne Livsey (@jolivsey) April 18, 2024
12.
Water goes down the plughole anti-clockwise below the equator.
— Lucy R. Fisher (@richmondie) April 18, 2024
13.
Turning on a light inside the car whilst driving will lead to an arrest for the driver…
— Samuel Cook (@Sam_Cook_1986) April 18, 2024
14.
‘If the wind changes your face will stay like that’
— Kathryn/Katie Knight (@katiejourno) April 18, 2024
15.
If you eat your crusts you’ll get curly hair and if you eat your carrots you’ll be able to see in the dark
— Lucy Lamplight (@LucyLamplight) April 18, 2024
16.
You will get cramp and drown if you go for a swim within 3 hours of eating a meal
— Nicola MacCarthy (@nicolamaccarthy) April 18, 2024
17.
everything can take your eye out
— Jonathan Sharp (@JonathanPSharp) April 18, 2024
And on the topic of swans, here’s a word of warning from Sandford Police.
Swans are very dangerous creatures and you should call us if you encounter an aggressive one
We are trained for this type of situation
— Sandford Police (@Sandford_Police) April 18, 2024
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