25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
13.
You won't commission an Etsy witch cause "it's silly", but you'll decorate a dead tree inside your house with lights and ornamental animals? Okay. Guess you hate women in the workforce.
— Audrey Porne (@audreyporne.bsky.social) December 1, 2025 at 7:11 AM
14.
“Anaconda” is derived from ancient Greek and means “without a conda.”
15.
Me: So like, did you get bitten by a piano?
Billy Joel: Don't ever speak to me again.
— FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF (@sofarrsogud.bsky.social) November 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
16.
Rosemary Crackers sounds like one of those "Murder By Whimsy" comedy dramas on Channel 5 midweek.
— Ricardo Autobahn (@ricardoautobahn.co.uk) November 30, 2025 at 9:43 PM
17.
"If you ever want to see your Christmas presents again, leave £1million in non-sequential notes in a holdall at the edge of the woods. Don't try to trace this call"
— Castaignede (@castaignede.bsky.social) December 1, 2025 at 10:39 AM
18.
Me, everyday for the next month
— Wardy™ (@tdward.bsky.social) November 30, 2025 at 5:11 PM
19.
Friend who shops in Primark said, "it’s like a jumble sale sometimes." I asked if it made her wonder how she keeps from going under.
Nothing.
— Craig Deeley (@craiguito.bsky.social) November 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
20.
‘You boy! How do I unsubscribe from all these Black Friday emails?’
— Toby Earle (@tobyontv.bsky.social) December 1, 2025 at 7:42 AM
21.
me: *googling symptoms*
webmd: you’re being murdered
murderer: see i told you
— Ygrene (@ygrene.bsky.social) November 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
22.
Gave up my train seat for an older person: the third time this week. I am keeping precise notes on times and places and when I’m elderly, I will be claiming these exact seats back.
— Mark Watson: MURDER OF A FAMOUS BASTARD (@watsoncomedian.bsky.social) November 30, 2025 at 10:54 AM
23.
Recreate the magic of A Christmas Carol for an elderly relative by waking them repeatedly to tell them where they’ve gone wrong in life.
— Sarah Dempster (@dempster2000.bsky.social) November 30, 2025 at 10:00 PM
24.
if you’re cold they’re cold
let your demons in
25.
They could’ve made this one sign.
— Tokyo Sexwhale (@tokyosexwhale.bsky.social) December 2, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
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