Social Media Bluesky new years eve
Bluesky users have been sharing their hot takes on New Year – 25 funny favourites
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My new year's resolution this year, as every year, is to be a more available, supportive friend as well as an increasingly looming, formidable enemy.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman.bsky.social) December 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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New year's resolution, I won't buy a Tesla.
— Jim (@justjim12.bsky.social) December 30, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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New year incoming
— Jesse Duquette (@jesseduquette.bsky.social) December 28, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but posting “new year, new me” on social media isn’t gonna fix you. That’s what pretty new notebooks are for obviously
— Jonathan Edward Durham (@thisone0verhere.bsky.social) December 30, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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They’re lifting the curse in 2026
— tara (@weedlejuice.bsky.social) December 28, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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My one resolution for 2026 is to refer to all my meals as either “wet food” or “dry food”
— Paul F. Tompkins (@pftompkins.bsky.social) December 27, 2025 at 11:07 AM
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English people say “noo yars eve” instead of Hogmanay and that’s weird
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Resolutions? In this economy?
How bout some loose directional notions.
— The People's Fabric (@peoplesfabric.com) December 30, 2025 at 4:14 AM
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Should Old Acquaintance Be Forgot and Never Brought to Mind? Experts Say It's Not So Simple.
— Daniel Bond (@dwbond.bsky.social) December 25, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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new year's resolution: i will not watch any show that doesn't include a talking cat as an integral cast member. it is 2026, we can demand better than what they're giving us.
— dave wagner (@davewagner.bsky.social) December 30, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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I saw somebody made a New Year's resolution to eat every pasta shape and finally something I can accomplish.
— Emily Farris (@emayfarris.bsky.social) December 29, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Friendly reminder that your New Year's resolution doesn’t necessarily have to be constructive, revenge is always an option
— Jeanine (@madammaleficent.bsky.social) December 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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for each like this post receives, i pledge to spend an additional ten (10) seconds of new year's eve dwelling on a poor life choice i have made
— dave wagner (@davewagner.bsky.social) December 30, 2025 at 4:27 PM
For no particular reason …
In their annual New Years ritual, Peruvian shamans predict that Trump will fall seriously ill in 2026.
Happy New Year!
— Oliver Markus Malloy (@malloy.rocks) December 31, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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