Donald Trump touted his White House ballroom as the perfect inauguration venue and there aren’t enough red flags in the world to raise in response

The glorious destruction of hallowed White House grounds continues and Donald Trump wants everyone to know that it is all for a good cause.

The Trump Ballroom that nobody asked for is coming along on schedule (doubtful), on budget (dubious), and gearing up to host some inaugurations (wait, what?!)

Trump on the ballroom: “It’s bigger than I told you. It’s, you know — after realizing we’re gonna do the inauguration in that building, it’s got all bulletproof glass, it’s got all drone, they call it drone-free roof. It’s dronessss — won’t touch it. It’s a big beautiful safe… pic.twitter.com/jNaKVFbisL

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) December 29, 2025

So the “big, beautiful, safe” ballroom will feature bulletproof glass and “drone-free” roofs, whatever that means. And it’s all so that the building can host inaugurations.

Whose inauguration, you might’ve asked upon reading that last sentence? Well, you weren’t alone.

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The Epstein Ballroom has a state-of-the-art automatic system that redacts the names of everyone who enters.

— Political Punk (@actingliketommy) December 29, 2025

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Which inauguration specifically would he be talking about here? https://t.co/E4wAailEep

— Andy Ostroy (@AndyOstroy) December 30, 2025

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So he can build himself a bulletproof pedophile ballroom with a drone-free roof for his little dictator cosplay…but still can’t come up with a healthcare plan for 330 million Americans?

America y’all got scammed.

— Frank C (@FrankC164) December 29, 2025

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Inaugurations have been done outside for the benefit of all citizens who wish to attend. Trump’s bloated ballroom will be for the wealthy. This ballroom IS NOT NEEDED.

— EileenF (@ksaloha) December 29, 2025

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Sorry… why would there need to be an emergency indoor inauguration on January 20, 2029 with bulletproof glass and protections against civilian monitoring tech?

Oh, that’s right. Martial law is coming. I keep forgetting. https://t.co/zM3uWPbceE

— Seth Abramson (@SethAbramson) December 30, 2025

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He will have no say whatsoever on the next inauguration, which will take place at the Capitol, as it has for the last 200 years.

— Ariel Gonzalez (@ArielGonzalez_1) December 29, 2025

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While millions of Americans struggle to afford groceries,… Trump brags about how big his new ballroom will be,… and blurts out some gibberish about,… how he’s going to hold the next inauguration there.

“Inauguration?” Wait. What? https://t.co/0gpu9xEoSL

— Roshan Rinaldi (@Roshan_Rinaldi) December 30, 2025

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So I know this is my TDS talking, but inaugurations are typically done on the Capitol steps to symbolise the transparent transfer of power given by the people.
Trump appears to want a coronation in a palace instead.

— Our Grandfathers Didn’t Kill Enough Nazis (@nmeoftheright) December 29, 2025