Marco Rubio passed Trump a private note during a Venezuela oil meeting, but Trump read it out loud to everyone – 20 responses worth sharing with a crowd
Donald Trump, as he likes to tell you, is the sharpest mind in politics. Totally focused on the job. Comfortable multi-tasking and concentrating on more than one important topic at a time – especially when he’s just taken over another whole country and his sights on another.
His mental acuity and old age-defying skills were on full display at a roundtable press conference at the White House on Friday with oil giants like Chevron and ExxonMobil.
The aim of the meeting was persuade them to invest $100bn in Venezuela’s infrastructure, following the US attack on the country and the toppling of its president last weekend.
Alas, Trump has two vintage senior moments during the meeting.
First, Trump’s attention turned to his new ballroom, where he got up from the table, wandered over to the window, and stared wistfully outside, while going on about how great the new building will be.
Trump on the ballroom: "It will take care of the inauguration with bulletproof glass, drone-proof ceilings, and everything else unfortunately that today you need." pic.twitter.com/RHSt95eoh6
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) January 9, 2026
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The oldest man ever elected president gets up and wanders away mid-press conference to stare wistfully out the window https://t.co/XdHa9YeRKo
— The okayest poster there is (@ok_post_guy) January 9, 2026
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They’re all just sitting there hoping he doesn’t actually drop his pants to pee in the corner.
pic.twitter.com/P7WmAKGKuK— Jim Stewartson, Decelerationist (@jimstewartson) January 10, 2026
But best of all was when Secretary of State, Marco Rubio, passed Trump a private note mid-presidential ramble – only for Trump to read it aloud rather than to himself.
Marco Rubio hands Trump a note that was meant to be private and then Trump reads it aloud pic.twitter.com/IwJdl5CsF8
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) January 9, 2026
Little Marco’s note read: “Go back to Chevron, they want to discuss something.”
What was it Marco was recently saying about Cuba being run by incompetent, senile old men?
As you’d expect, Trump’s doddery behaviour drew a lot of amused and alarmed attention online.
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Trump definitely would have gone "They just hit the second tower children, they just hit the second tower" https://t.co/VVfn7686k4 pic.twitter.com/JHMmZpvEOp
— Polling USA (@USA_Polling) January 9, 2026
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this is the entire field of diplomacy btw. 150iq scheming vizier handing secret note to 105iq sultan who immediately reads it out loud. https://t.co/cE4m5fzMIQ
— Gabriel (@gbrl_dick) January 9, 2026
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Thinking about what @NateSilver538 would be tweeting if Joe Biden had done this https://t.co/AUg1cUQtWf
— Conor Lynch (@ConorLynch04) January 9, 2026
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His brain is mashed potatoes
— Michael G. (@MichaelGarofola) January 9, 2026
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— Amal Dorai (@amaldorai) January 9, 2026
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I loathe Marco Rubio. He's the worst kind of political crawler. I almost feel bad for him. He wants power so badly that he decided to throw away every principle so Donald Trump would accept him. Remember when he was "the Republican Savior"? How low he has fallen! pic.twitter.com/0Ua2IuPhyI
— Russell Drew (@RussOnPolitics) January 9, 2026
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Release the cognitive test results
— Akash Maniam (@ManiamAkash) January 9, 2026
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— The Disruptor (@IWashington) January 10, 2026
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man is trying to to be transparent
you can’t hate him
— Pauluz (@PauluzRFRM) January 10, 2026
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Honestly, a great clip. https://t.co/smMHNYm9V4
— Josh Dawsey (@jdawsey1) January 10, 2026
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I was told this dude is a genius for 10 fuckin years man and he proves multiple times per hour that he is anything but that.
I fucking hate all of you who made him happen to us. https://t.co/D88xRAfC9V
— ElJefe (@ElJefe8158) January 9, 2026
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"for the last time, rubio, anything you put on a piece of paper, trump will read" https://t.co/le5jOEw5dE pic.twitter.com/l7WwqcB985
— duchovny! (@DAlgonquin) January 9, 2026
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He’s a certified idiot that finessed 70 million people. It’s still absolutely nuts https://t.co/bRdpSN3rnW
— Cam (@CameronSelmer) January 9, 2026
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Please someone hand #Trump a note that says "I resign the Presidency, and Im a fucking moron" https://t.co/3Pzqbl5YfF
— Nick Burdon (@the_real_nick_b) January 9, 2026
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bro if this were biden it would be getting reposted fucking CONSTANTLY for the rest of his term. lmao https://t.co/SYSO0BpvUe
— Dev (@sleepy_devo) January 9, 2026
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sorry but these ppl being the best that white supremacy can produce speaks for itself. https://t.co/jfnEXsChJd
— FLEEKNIK (@Judnikki) January 10, 2026
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I don't care how trite this take is, if this happened under Biden everyone would be talking 25th Amendment. https://t.co/Lvru1kIPmE
— Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) (@agraybee) January 9, 2026
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25th amendment now https://t.co/k1BAdf3dvF
— Jack Cocchiarella (@JDCocchiarella) January 9, 2026
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I hate him so much but occasionally he does something so incredibly funny. https://t.co/4MJT1W68qQ
— Aidan Reed (@AidanReed45) January 9, 2026
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idk how many times i've said this but he might genuinely be thinking all of this is a reality show setting and each time he makes something like that there's a laugh track only he can hear https://t.co/ScgxGrha1M
— thyounwol (@liebzindekuvvet) January 9, 2026
Source: Twitter/X/atrupar
