25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
13.
They might be giants? It should be obvious. If there's a question, they probably aren't.
— weeder (@weeder.bsky.social) January 13, 2026 at 2:59 AM
14.
We're not supposed to know what goes on at the bottom of the ocean. I saw this thing that looked like a carrier bag full of eyes holding an umbrella. That's nobody's business
— mindflakes (@mindflakes.bsky.social) January 12, 2026 at 12:47 PM
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When I find myself in times of trouble, Mother Mary comes to me
Speaking words of wisdom, eat some cheese— Pru (@prufrockluvsong.bsky.social) January 11, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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You know what you don't see any more, dads clamping their left arm around the passenger seat and driving backwards at high speed by looking through the back window. Another traditional skill lost to so-called progress.
— Ricardo Autobahn (@ricardoautobahn.co.uk) January 7, 2026 at 11:07 PM
17.
You know you're getting old when you have to turn your music down to park your car.
— Old Man Steve (@omsteve.bsky.social) January 12, 2026 at 3:33 PM
18.
US Stock Market waiting to open
19.
if you ban my child from using his smartphone how is he supposed to do online gambling
— Ed Jefferson (@edjefferson.com) January 12, 2026 at 1:13 PM
20.
My mate told me he had a job removing the white stringy bits from oranges. Pretty sure he’s taking the pith.
— Olaf Falafel (@ofalafel.bsky.social) January 12, 2026 at 12:16 PM
21.
when people express their emotions through face gestures i think we should call that emojional
22.
Up for a big promotion at work – our Office Curmudgeon has just handed in their notice and I feel like I've gone as far as I can as the Office Goth.
— Steven (with a PH) (@sjksalisbury.bsky.social) January 12, 2026 at 4:19 PM
23.
the community theater’s production of ben-hur is gonna be
— Uncle Duke (@uncleduke1969.bsky.social) January 12, 2026 at 1:50 PM
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— Dr. Jeroen W.P. Wijnendaele (@drdragases.bsky.social) January 12, 2026 at 8:03 AM
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a blue whale’s anus can stretch up to over 3 feet making it the 2nd largest asshole in the world behind jd vance
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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
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