People shared the weirdest dates they’ve ever been on and these 17 match-ups gone wrong are proper top tier stuff
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‘Met this guy on bumble. seemed decent&very cute so I said ok let’s go out. date time- he shows up 30min late on a pennyboard&is as tall as me (5’2)We sat down& 5 min in he started recruiting me into his cult(?) waitress overheard some of it&snuck me her phone# + an escape route.
@rachelgoel
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‘One time i went on a date with a guy i had been basically dating for a few weeks. i was rubbing his back & he came in his pants.’
@bumblebryx
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‘I met this guy on tinder. we met up at the movie theatre, he didn’t speak to me the entire time, he paid for my ticket and bought me a bunch of movie snacks. we just watched the movie and after it was over he gave me $50 and said bye.’
@lizaaard7
‘This is my ideal date.’
@diorchanclas
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‘I had pretty bad tummy ache but she was trying to get weird so i just went along with it and we were kissing on her bed and i let out this huge fart and we stared at each other for eternity and then as i was trying to apologize i puked on her bed and i ran out of her apartment 🙁
‘R if you’re reading this, i’m sorry and i swear i thought about coming back to clean it up but i was too embarrassed :(‘
@ryanthepap
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‘He kissed me and pulled back and said ‘wait there’s just a little…’ I was embarrassed I thought I had something in my teeth he put his hand in my mouth and said I think this tooth is wobbly, I was 19 with all my adult teeth.’
@dadfancier
15.
‘I once agreed to meet a lady in a pub for a date – I arrived and she was sat with her 6 kids. I bought them all a drink and politely left shortly after.’
@stevegaughan1
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‘Went on a date with a guy to a restaurant and we both ordered but he didn’t eat any of his food. When I asked why he was literally sitting and watching me eat, he said he was too nervous to eat and was just planning on taking it home. Super weird.’
@ascudder31
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‘Guy I wasn’t very interested in bugged me until I agreed to a date. We went to a pub and some friends randomly joined us. After a while I guess he was feeling neglected or something. Stood suddenly, tossed a wad of cash on the table in front of me and said “Thanks for the date”.’
@Stefaniya
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