25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
13.
oh it's going to be a Recession recession
— Marie Le Conte (@youngvulgarian.marieleconte.com) January 18, 2026 at 10:56 PM
14.
they call themselves the Spice Girls but did you ever see them fight alongside the Fremen on Arrakis, no, absolute hypocrites
— Toby Earle 🇺🇦 (@tobyontv.bsky.social) January 14, 2026 at 12:17 PM
15.
“Jesus Christ, mate, I’ve had quite a stressful week, okay?” – me in a roast battle.
— Tom Crowley Simulator 2026 (@atomcrowley.bsky.social) January 18, 2026 at 5:51 PM
16.
Reform: The Seven Dwarfs if all of them were Dopey
— Larry the Cat (@number10cat.bsky.social) January 19, 2026 at 10:44 AM
17.
Seems unfair that you only get to use the bouncy slide to get off a plane when things have gone wrong. The bouncy slide should be a treat they give to the best passengers who did the flight correctly.
— Steven (with a PH) (@sjksalisbury.bsky.social) January 17, 2026 at 4:17 PM
18.
me: I'm going to get up and walk over there
random piece of knee cartilage floating around in my left knee: no the fuck you will not
— Seamus O'Flaugherty (@seamussaid.bsky.social) January 18, 2026 at 12:12 AM
19.
not many know this but labubu is spanish for the bubu
— 🅿️rofessor Kiosk 💊 (@professorkiosk.wtf) January 19, 2026 at 9:20 AM
20.
Me: [nothing]
Amazon: Do you know what you need?
Me: [nothing]
Amazon: Chainsaws! Chainsaws and whiskey!!— Alistair Coleman (@alistaircoleman.bsky.social) January 18, 2026 at 8:13 PM
21.
I’m approaching forty years of age and have been starting to get those unfamiliar pangs, that feeling that I have to reach the south pole by sled
— ceej (@ceej.online) January 17, 2026 at 4:09 PM
22.
"If you don't want it, I know a guy in America who'll take it."
— James Nalton (@jdnalton.bsky.social) January 18, 2026 at 11:19 PM
23.
If you're looking for a sign to switch careers: this is the sign.
24.
I will make people upset here but some things need to be said. I can't stay silent any longer. The backlash will be painful, I understand that, but I will endure that because it's important.
"Get Up, I Feel Like Being a Sex Machine" is an unnecessarily wordy title for that James Brown song.
— John Moe (@johnmoe.bsky.social) January 18, 2026 at 5:03 PM
25.
cop: do you know why i pulled you over?
me: was it bc i am fleeing the scene of a murder?
cop: um well no it was bc you were speeding but..
me: oh thank god i thought it was bc of the murder
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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
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