An American woman shared their wonder at how much more we can drink over here and these Brits were only too happy to help – 17 funniest and most on-brand responses
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I would skip over Ireland, you might die here 😂
— Soph✨ (@TinkerCunt_) January 21, 2026
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The Old Ways still are honoured. https://t.co/ZJmLRqtZ37
— Smoke 🇺🇦 (@London__Smoke) January 21, 2026
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If you live here long enough you soon realise you simply have to drink. It’s the only way to get through a week.
Cheers 🥃
— 💎Paul ECLIPSE Massey (@PaulMassey1) January 21, 2026
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It all about sequencing as Dennis Thatcher defined it, you need these in this order: an opener, a brightner, a lifter, a tincture, a snifter, a snortner and a snorterino. You should top it off with a nightcap too. Simples!
— stumpyuk (@stumpyuk) January 21, 2026
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Explaining ‘pre-drinks’ to my American chums proved novel
— stephen howell (@stephen_howell6) January 21, 2026
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It’s what we do.
If you think we’re bad now, you should look at drinking rates in the UK pre 1914.
Turns out that getting drunk during lunch and going back to the ammunitions factory isn’t a great idea.— Hugh Jarrett (@hugh_jarrett) January 21, 2026
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I hope and pray that you are invited to an Irish wedding at some point! 🤣
— Tiobóid Ó Banáin (@TobiasTwo) January 21, 2026
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Alcohol tolerance is the last vestige of Britain’s greatness, and must be protected at all costs.
— Debbo (@dht09) January 21, 2026
To conclude …
This is why we can’t let them just take Greenland.https://t.co/ZDACAnf8yU
— John Michael White (@johnmichaelw) January 21, 2026
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