GB News’s Keir Starmer poll didn’t go the way they thought it would and their total bewilderment is an absolute delight
To the studios of GB News now – no, stick with us, please – where the channel has obviously been taking great delight in the travails of Keir Starmer.
But just to rub it in a bit more they thought they’d do a poll of viewers just to highlight exactly how much of a shitshow the PM finds himself in at the moment.
Except it didn’t go quite the way presenters Stephen Dixon and Anne Diamond – Anne Diamond! – were expecting and their confusion is so tangible we’re going to have it for dinner.
This is fucking hilarious @GBNEWS poll doesn’t go the way they normally go, the faces on this pair at the result, priceless 🤗
“We need to check we’ve got that the right way round”
For the record, it was correct 😆 pic.twitter.com/rHlB72Xzvy
— Dean 🇬🇧🇪🇺🏳️🌈 (@deanbegley1) February 5, 2026
Does not compute!
And these people enjoyed it as much as we did.
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Stephen Dixon says he’ll just check we’ve got that poll the right way round. 🤣pic.twitter.com/lDYWjPyyXR
— Haggis_UK 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 (@Haggis_UK) February 5, 2026
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Their faces are something to savour https://t.co/2SE7r1EdWC
— Vince – Labour are #FixingBritain. West Ham Fan (@Vinc_Ev_) February 5, 2026
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His grid 😂😂
He looks like he’s got a stone in his shoe 👞— Stuzi 🐝🐝 (@stuzi_pants) February 5, 2026
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I mean, how blatant are they. Dear oh dear, balanced & impartial my ass.
— Dean 🇬🇧🇪🇺🏳️🌈 (@deanbegley1) February 5, 2026
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I hope this means that even there viewers can see that this is being milked to death.
— annef (@annemflfc) February 5, 2026
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Voters entered the wrong lobby.
— Farrell (@farrellray) February 5, 2026
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This is hilarious. They really didn’t know what to say about those results. They thought something was wrong and, worse still, were edging toward saying the 92% had got it wrong—but then remembered no woke person watches this crap, so it’s their own viewers.
— Chris (@Chrisviews43) February 5, 2026