25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
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Oh thank god
— Ricardo Autobahn (@ricardoautobahn.co.uk) February 17, 2026 at 8:06 AM
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No, we don't require age verification to view our blue-footed boobies.
Also, grow up.— Greeneville Zoo (@greenevillezoo.bsky.social) February 14, 2026 at 4:43 AM
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white people work so hard. even their restaurants are open on chinese new year
— derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) 17 February 2026 at 04:29
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during commercials they should let me go down the bobsled track in my laundry basket
— Dan Cerinthedark (@etbeeegood.bsky.social) February 17, 2026 at 12:24 AM
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if i read enough reputable secondary sources i shouldn't have to actually watch wuthering heights before leaving it 1.5 stars on letterboxd and a review that just says "wuthering YIKES"
— "max" (@ringworm.bsky.social) February 15, 2026 at 10:14 AM
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we live in the ruins of a greater civilization
— 🦇 Harper 🦇 (@2manystripes.bsky.social) February 13, 2026 at 3:12 AM
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— paulsinha.bsky.social (@paulsinha.bsky.social) February 17, 2026 at 9:36 AM
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ME: Did it hurt babe… when you fell from heaven?
LUCIFER: oh I'm going to build a whole new circle just for you.
— Steven (with a PH) (@sjksalisbury.bsky.social) February 16, 2026 at 9:16 PM
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feels cruel for Bluesky to have a Popular With Friends tab, if any of us were popular with friends we wouldn't be on Bluesky
— Jack Bernhardt (@jackbern.bsky.social) February 16, 2026 at 8:53 AM
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i have a theory that when you’re born you are allotted a random, finite number of “awake” minutes for your entire life and when you use them up you die. this thought keeps me up at night which is highly counterproductive
23.
fellas please don't touch this it's still a little saw
— David Thomas Moore (@dtmooreeditor.bsky.social) February 16, 2026 at 11:29 AM
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Pretty sure Wuthering Heights would be getting a lot better reviews if they’d used my theme tune that I sent them.
Yes, I know I’m just singing Wuthering Heights to the tune of Blankety Blank but it’s catchy as fuck and will let everyone know they’re in for a good time at the flicks.
— Fourfoot (@fourfoot.bsky.social) February 17, 2026 at 8:14 PM
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Just realised I can call my chapter on street signage and navigation "Legs and legibility". Good day's work, there. Might clock off
— Jonn Elledge (@jonnelledge.bsky.social) February 16, 2026 at 4:11 PM
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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
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