This unofficial ‘Who’s Who’ guide to the top figures in the Trump administration is as hilarious as it is informative
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Renowned for his entirely missing intellectual prowess and famously the billionaire that immediately stopped paying salaries to his employees that died in 9/11, Howard Lutnick is the Secretary of Commerce that just so happens to have been Epstein's neighbor and confidant. pic.twitter.com/RXmbHGHxjq
— Daractenus (@Daractenus) February 18, 2026
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Pete Hegseth, a man who proved you don't have to be at war to engage in war crimes, is as passionate about Christianity as he is about alcoholic beverages and is currently the U.S. Secretary of War ordering random fishing boats blown up with Tomahawks around Venezuela. pic.twitter.com/CDVVLkzmCB
— Daractenus (@Daractenus) February 18, 2026
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Having spent most of the last decade defending Syrian dictator al-Assad and denying that he ever used chemical weapons, Tulsi Gabbard, also known as "our girl" in Russia for her contribution to the "Ukrainian biolabs" conspiracy, is the US Director of National Intelligence. pic.twitter.com/P35g4SaZMZ
— Daractenus (@Daractenus) February 18, 2026
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More commonly known as "the most flexible spine in the West", US Secretary of State Marco Rubio is a devout Christian that found loyally serving a pedophile to actually be in perfect alignment with the religious beliefs and values he publicly pretends to have. pic.twitter.com/uetR9RMSUd
— Daractenus (@Daractenus) February 18, 2026
Top work! The replies are worth a look, too.
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Hilarious! Excellent job. The sad thing is that there are SO MANY MORE!
— Rikkimax1957 (@Def_Bassman) February 18, 2026
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I gotta tell you, I got a certain thrill when I saw you were going to do a deep dive into the psychopaths in this admin.
You did not disappoint! Thanks 😊
— Godless Heathen (@heathen_godless) February 18, 2026
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A hive of scum and villainy.
— Mike Jessop ⧖⚫👁 (@zithertilldawn) February 18, 2026
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That's great!
In Europe, we know how bad this administration is, but it's true that we don't have all the details you're giving us.
Frankly, it's horrible.— Ulugh Beg fan 🇺🇦🤞 (@Ecorationnel) February 18, 2026
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— HP (@hpvos) February 18, 2026
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— Michael Bell 🇨🇦 (@Michael_Bell_) February 19, 2026
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