This video of Andrew Tate was already good but the nickname took it to a whole new level and will surely never be bettered

To the world – briefly – of Andrew Tate, who’s back in Dubai (or, at least, trying to get back in Dubai) so he can do his bit for his own personal war effort.

Which is to say, get as many clicks as possible.

We mention him again because this clip of the clown of the toxic manosphere was already good, but this new nickname got so much love it went wildly viral and will surely never be bettered.

Already written it down.

And these people loved it as much as we did.

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“Laurence of Dry Labia” is the best thing on this site today. https://t.co/wPBkUj3yr8

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) March 10, 2026

2.

Laurence of dry labia! Take a f’ing bow. That’s brilliant.

— Barry Malone (@malonebarry) March 10, 2026

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I wish I invented it but I didn’t, sadly. Just spreading the word!

— Supertanskiii (@supertanskiii) March 10, 2026

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I would only carry my handbag like that if I was about to have a fight outside a flat-roofed pub. https://t.co/K10uXUcKIS

— fleetstreetfox (@fleetstreetfox) March 10, 2026

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As a gay guy, this really confuses me. Do straight guys really look like this? Act like this? What is it with Trump and his supporters? So many of them are just so gay, while trying to proclaim their alpha maleness. I’m very confused. Or perhaps they are. https://t.co/vEk8LCxXEg

— John Aravosis 🇺🇸🇬🇷🏳️‍🌈 (@aravosis) March 10, 2026

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Like bald Stepford Wives https://t.co/hJyqvDZ5O4

— Fuck it all, Love Molly 💋 (@mistrustme1) March 10, 2026

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Full version reveals the contents of the man-purse: pic.twitter.com/qWc3bZ53J6

— FUNN Funked Up News Network (@FUNN_NewsTV) March 10, 2026