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Someone challenged people to find a worse street name than Minge Lane, and these 17 suggestions are a snigger-happy NSFW delight

There’s a reason why the Carry On films, Benny Hill and Viz all did so well in the UK, and it’s because if there’s one thing Brits love, it’s having a good snigger at something that sounds a bit rude – or is a bit rude.

One thing that feeds that need is the large collection of funny-sounding place names, such as Fingeringhoe in Essex, Sandy Balls in Hampshire, and Fanny Barks in County Durham. While village and town names have simply evolved over hundreds of years, street names have often been chosen in the relatively recent past, and they can be rude and/or funny too.

Over on r/AskUK, SquirrelIll8180 had this question.

“Is there a street name worse than this in the UK?”

And this is the street name in question –

Estate agency listing for a property in Minge Lane Worcestershire

That’s a pretty low bar. Judge for yourself whether any of these managed to limbo under it.

1.

Bellenden Gardens in Edinburgh. The shape of it even looks like a cock.
a street map showing Bellenden Gardens, which looks like a cartoon drawing of a penis
xycm2012
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2.

Just up the road from Lickey End.
Lickey End, Bromsgrove
Boomerangchampion
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3.

There’s a Slaparse Lane in Broadclyst near Exeter.
FloofyRaptor

4.

Crotch Crescent in Oxford, which looks vaguely like a crotch.
Street map of Crotch Crescent which looks like a sketch of a camel toe
Saffidon
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5.

My response to that is: Ha-Ha!
Ha-Ha Rd Woolwich
Burning_Ranger
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6.

Slag Lane, Warrington.
JohnLennonsNotDead

7.

I raise you Butthole Lane, every time I go past it on the M1 I call it out.
Butthole Lane in Leicestershire
DigbyDoesDallas
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8.

Bell end junction with mincing Lane is a cracker.
Bell End and Mincing Lane, Rowley Regis
GrubbyGromit
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9.

Dumb Woman’s Lane in Rye.
A map showing Dumb Woman's Lane
Oshawattv
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