‘What’s a great April Fool, before I’m ‘exited’ from my job?’ – 23 magnificently petty ways to say goodbye

13.

‘I described my boss as ‘a kind and considerate lover’ in an exit interview on my penultimate day.’
–DwayneDiblie

14.

‘Huge box of Sugar Free Haribo Jelly Bears… They’ll be shitting through the eye of a needle within 20 minutes… Read the Amazon reviews.’
–DXS110

15.

‘Skittles and M&Ms all mixed up in the same giant bowl.’
–Bubbly_Possible9057

16.

‘If there’s a particularly troublesome staff member who has made your working life miserable, create a Shein account with their work email. It took me MONTHS to stop the junk when I stupidly signed up. They have unethical junk avoidant tactics to keep on plugging spam at inboxes.’
–Sweaty_Ear_9247

17.

‘Replace all the hand soap with lubricant.’
–ConfidentCollege5653

18.

‘Replace coffee with gravy granules!’
–Gornal-Annie6133

19.

‘Give a manager a number to call that is directly to a police station, and tell them to ask for Robyn Banks…’
–KatherinesDaddy

20.

‘We’d leave notes saying things like ‘Can you give Mr C. Lyon a call back’ (with phone number for National Marine Aquarium).’
–Bunister

21.

‘Put sticky notes on certain lunches in the fridge saying ‘Help yourself’.’
–Supslick

22.

‘If you have wireless mice you could switch around the USB receivers, chaos will ensue and it’ll take an age for people to figure out which ones belong to whom.’
–jwf91

23.

‘Former colleague of mine, many years ago, worked in journalism and got shittily treated. Final move before leaving was to edit the upcoming lead story so that the first letters of each paragraph/line (forget which) spelt out ‘fuck you’.’
–cari-strat

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