25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
13.
“Worst she can say is no” Bro, she said I look like someone tried to draw President Taft from memory
— Jason, ex Inferis (@benedictsred.bsky.social) March 19, 2026 at 12:12 PM
14.
GENIE: i will give you 3 wishes
ME: okay i’ll take 3 dolphins
GENIE: i said wishes, not fishes
ME: dolphins are mammals idiot
— FROVO (@frovo.bsky.social) March 23, 2026 at 6:15 PM
15.
Isaac Newton discovering Pink Floyd (1660)
— No Context Brits {bot} (@nocontextbritss.bsky.social) 23 March 2026 at 22:29
16.
not again
— The Museum of English Rural Life (The MERL) (@themerl.bsky.social) March 23, 2026 at 10:11 AM
17.
Behold a pale horse, and the Rider’s name was DEATH, and HELL followed with her
— Adam Serwer (@adamserwer.bsky.social) March 23, 2026 at 10:57 AM
18.
Taking inspiration from the facial hair antics of “Movember”, might I suggest “Brian May”, wherein you cultivate a huge poodle perm and keep it for over 50 years.
— Jason (@nickmotown.bsky.social) March 21, 2026 at 11:46 AM
19.
Most honest reporting in the past few weeks.
— Albino Badguy (@albinobadguy.bsky.social) 24 March 2026 at 03:16
20.
This is the kind of poster you get when someone in marketing wants the headline to be “Pistachioat” and an executive overrules them.
— Ned Hartley (@nedhartley.com) 24 March 2026 at 08:20
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In a rough bar one night, a biker came right up to me and snarled "Have you got a problem?" I showed him my notes on nuclear fusion, and — long story short — we'll soon be sharing a Nobel prize
— Frank Ray Whitehouse (He/Him) (@wheeltod.bsky.social) March 24, 2026 at 12:18 PM
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Here are 5 menswear outfits to make recruitment officers think you're 43 🧵
— derek guy (@dieworkwear.bsky.social) March 25, 2026 at 12:49 AM
23.
sometimes “everybody” means “a guy I saw”
— ceej (@ceej.online) March 20, 2026 at 5:33 AM
24.
Marriage is yelling "come here for a second" like it's an emergency and it's actually just a cute dog video.
— Candy Elliott (@sixfootcandy.bsky.social) March 12, 2026 at 5:04 PM
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For YEARS, I thought the duckula theme went "he flies through the night / looking for a bite / but he's back home Friday night", suggesting he only worked as a vampire in office hours and took weekends off.
Confession Booth Priest: no it's meant to be, like, sins
— Gabby HC (@scriblit.bsky.social) 23 March 2026 at 19:48
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25 of the funniest posts we’ve seen on Bluesky this week
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