The story of RFK Jr cutting the penis off a dead raccoon ‘to study later’ may not be as black and white as it seems, but the reactions are what the internet was invented for – 31 funny favourites
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https://t.co/OhtWlul8kl pic.twitter.com/iUr4IVh51V
— derek guy (@dieworkwear) April 16, 2026
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They're conveniently leaving out all the times he attached a penis to a raccoon https://t.co/nB79JfxMTu
— josh (oldfriend99) (@oldfriend99) April 16, 2026
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As one does. https://t.co/wpnnPOYabW
— Jim Acosta (@Acosta) April 16, 2026
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It's only April but we will not have a better headline this year. https://t.co/e9XXNZ7JrW
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) April 16, 2026
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I legit thought this was The Onion at first. https://t.co/2yDvmAMKs9
— Film The Police LA (@FilmThePoliceLA) April 16, 2026
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I think I'm okay with never finding out another thing about this person https://t.co/B3bqBzYbMF
— Adam Wylde (@AdamWylde) April 16, 2026
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https://t.co/Zt5bJ0uEaY pic.twitter.com/79MdxVo2Sg
— Jared Moskowitz (@JaredEMoskowitz) April 16, 2026
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RFK getting dragged for something WE ALL have done. Insanity https://t.co/dKGBQ1lcAo
— tate brown (@realTateBrown) April 15, 2026
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we gotta stop letting him around animals man https://t.co/RURKKC9hBR
— kenzi (@kenzianidiot) April 16, 2026
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Cheryl Hines offers advice on love and marriage in an excerpt from her new book "Curb Your Orgasm":
"We're each other's best friend, soulmate and 5150 Hold Emergency Contact so when he gets home after a long day testifying on the Hill I cook him his favorite dinner." pic.twitter.com/o9YNEcyOY7
— Greta (@GretaGrace20) April 16, 2026
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"You want a racoon penis? I can get you a racoon penis, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. I'll get you a racoon penis by this afternoon." https://t.co/vUGoAQJzwJ pic.twitter.com/S58kTkN2us
— Mike Nelson (@mikenelson586) April 16, 2026
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There's a 99.9999% chance the Secretary of Health of Human Services ate a raccoon's penis.
— Covie (@covie_93) April 16, 2026
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— CjMtheIrish🍀 (@CjMfdt) April 16, 2026
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Our lawyer didn't even push back on this one lol. The truth isn’t defamatory. pic.twitter.com/OQeGCutUNF
— Governor Newsom Press Office (@GovPressOffice) April 16, 2026
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Let he who has not chopped off a dead racoon's penis cast the first stone.
— ℙ' (@OfAthenry) April 15, 2026
Dr Neil Stone wasn’t distracted by the weird anecdote.
RFK Jr cuts penis off raccoon
Weird, but I'm more worried that he's Health Secretary and doesn't believe germs exist https://t.co/HzN0KGqtHP
— Neil Stone (@DrNeilStone) April 16, 2026
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