Weird World conspiracy theorists
A conspiracy theorist insisted that the earth is young because it’s ‘biblically supported’, and got dragged from Genesis to Revelation – 17 scathing responses
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“This is biblically supported”
“I followed the science. Just not your science.”aka
“I have absolutely no idea what I’m talking about and am making things up because it’s what I want to believe, not what is factually supported.” https://t.co/2BTCHUR33Q
— Josh Barnes (@jdbarnes8) April 23, 2026
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How to be a republican:
– Be stupid https://t.co/4d0OhNLhJ2
— 🇨🇦Shapeshifter 🇨🇦🇮🇳 (@generalthemoon) April 22, 2026
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That High School field trip really had a lasting effect on you.
Did you know Jebus rode a dinosaur? pic.twitter.com/ESvA6I0NHg— ChillyWilly (@Lipp1661839) April 23, 2026
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The Bible is not an accurate historical text, and certainly not an accurate scientific text.
The earth is 4.5 billion years old.
— The Dread Bunny (@jpvanhoy) April 23, 2026
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The moon rocks recovered by the Apollo astronauts were Uranium-Lead dated to 4.5 billion years. The oldest rocks on earth date to 4.3 billion years and the oldest fossil bacteria to 3.5 Bya.
I have personally calculated the age of the Universe to 8 By from telescope data – real…— Sean from Oz (@SeanD174) April 23, 2026
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How does somebody this fucking stupid have 420 thousand followers? This country is absolutely insane.
— James Inman (@_james_inman) April 22, 2026
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Just cause it’s muted… doesn’t mean we are not laughing at you. lol “journalist” just lost all what little credibility she had in one tweet. lol. pic.twitter.com/GIHvMTQgex
— Milky713 (@michaelcrofford) April 23, 2026
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There are vampires that sparkle like diamonds in the sunlight and werewolves that look like Abercrombie models engaged in multigenerational conflict in Forks, Washington.
This is supported by evidence. The evidence being it is in a fiction book.
That means it's true. https://t.co/JWRxyGhQ78
— Soma – Patron Saint of Christmas (@SombraMapache) April 23, 2026
Finally …
She means happy Flat Earth Day, I reckon. https://t.co/4loc0K4zin
— Ispe@k MarcFransen 🤣🥰😇 😡 naargelang (@FransenMarc) April 23, 2026